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ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE CAPABLE OF LOVING STRONGLY CAN ALSO SUFFER GREAT SORROW, BUT THIS SAME NECESSITY OF LOVING SERVES TO COUNTERACT THEIR GRIEF AND HEALS THEM.

IN REGARDS TO HYDRA CHARACTERS. I WILL NOT FOLLOW OR INTERACT WITH MUSES THAT ARE AFFILIATED WITH HYDRA, CANON OR OC, & EXTENDING TO THE MCU PORTRAYAL OF BARON ZEMO & PEOPLE WHO HAVE HYDRA-BASED VERSES.

@SHESPY. NATALIA ROMANOVA, THE BLACK WIDOW. INDEPENDENT & HIGHLY SELECTIVE ROLEPLAY BLOG BASED IN EARTH-616 CANON, NO MCU CONTENT PRESENT. PRIMARILY FOCUSES ON EARLIER CHARACTERIZATION, WITH MINIMAL CHERRY-PICKED INFLUENCE FROM MODERN RUNS, BUT OVERALL VERY HEAVILY CRITICAL OF MARVEL & THE WRITING THAT TYPICALLY FOCUSES AROUND NATALIA. ADORED BY TAYLOR, 27. SHE / HER.

HEAVILY ASSOCIATED WITH, & EXCLUSIVELY TIED TO, @AVENGERLED, @HITSHARDER, & @OVERCLOCKS. I AM NOT PRESENTLY FOLLOWING ANY MORE INTERPRETATIONS OF JAMES BARNES, LOGAN, STEVE ROGERS, CLINT BARTON, OR TONY STARK & ALL REFERENCES MADE TO THESE CHARACTERS ARE MADE WITH THESE SPECIFIC INTERPRETATIONS IN MIND.

PROTOCOL. THE QUESTION : WHO DO YOU SEND TO SPY ON THE SPIES?

WIDOW. THE ONLY ME IS ME. ARE YOU SURE THE ONLY YOU IS YOU?

CHARACTERIZATION. DON’T FORGET : THE WOLD ONLY NEEDS TO CATCH YOU ONCE.

HISTORY. I DON’T BELONG TO ANYONE, BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS MY NAME.

DEPARTMENT X. Q. FRIEND OR FOE? A. COME A LITTLE CLOSER.

MUTIVERSE. CAN YOU HEAR THEM? THEY’RE CALLING FOR YOU TO SAVE THEM.

UKUSVDOVY. A BLACK WIDOW DANGLING BY HERSELF IS A DANGEROUS THING.

MOBILE. ONLY A SPIDER CAN NAVIGATE THESE THREADS.

BLOG ROLL. WATCH YOUR BACK WHEN YOU CAN’T WATCH MINE.

#* blog information. / pinned.#updated 10 / 27 / 2021.#eye strain cw

anyways!

anyways!

anyways!

#everything is gonna be continued over on the new blog!#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#* self promo. / forever pissed off about fictional women.

anyways i’m gonna move this blog later today probably but also important information that i don’t think i’ve shared before : nat only likes crunchy pickles.

#get your soft pickles away from her she doesn't want them.#but also.#yeah.#i'm just trying to decide if i wanna make a new promo or not then i'm gonna archive this blog probably.#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#food cw

i don’t understand daniel acuna bc his normal art is like. fine usually? but then when he draws covers he commits crimes against my eyes.

#i spent too many minutes covering her boobs & fixing the case of pointy nipple he gave nat in this cover #no one can say i don't work hard to make this house a home.#asdfghj #seriously like his art is fine all through this run #i mean he can't draw fingers worth a damn but honestly who among us can really #but then you see the covers he made for it & it's like????#boy why.#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#delete.

but like what if you let nat hold your muse’s faces gently between her palms while looking at them with with her soft smile -

#oh to be held like you’re the whole world by natalia romanova.#mobile.

being in a relationship with nat means being subjected to her teasing.

#you're just living your life & she bends over.#that's a joke but she is an unapologetic tease.#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#delete.#suggestive cw

anyways people being weird aside has anyone stopped to think about how incredibly funny it is that the superhero crowd is like an actual proper community despite the fact that it is full of people that wouldn’t know how to ask for help if you took them by the hand, gave them a step-by-step instruction booklet with pictures, & explained each one in intricate detail.

#no no but listen listen #like the fact that the superhero community is in fact a community is referenced now & then #nat & bucky talk about bucky trying to earn the trust of it when he first becomes cap #& how sam's been helping him by using his own credibility within the community #matt has been known to do pro bono work on behalf of some heroes to get them out of legal trouble #( he's helped nat & bruce both dodge murder charges among numerous others. )#tony tried to get himself some more wiggle room during the civil war fiasco by picking up people that have reputation in it #sometimes individuals will end up forming brief groups to deal with certain threats that disband once it's over #if you look at groups & people that exist outside of the immediate community you even notice they have a harder time #gaining & maintaining relationships with those in it as well as with the public at large #( the winter guard has few allies beyond russia's borders & some of the state sanctions heroes in japan are the same. )#like it's a proper community of people that can & frequently do work together & support each other #they maintain credibility & relationships & provide services to each other in a variety of ways #but yet #they will all still wait until everything's on fire before they ask for help #& most of them would sooner set themselves on fire than ask for help even then.#troublesome behavior truly.#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.

hear me out, but you are not entitled to the time & energy of strangers on the internet, & if you feel so upset that someone takes a bit to respond to your messages that you’re willing to start calling them names, then perhaps you should consider blocking them instead of apparently watching their blog to see if they’ve replied yet?

#the things that people are comfortable doing behind the anonymous feature.#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#negative cw #lmfao

I’ll never quite understand why so many people found it so much more interesting to make nat someone who doesn’t get people down to her seemingly being ~ surprised ~ that even clint doesn’t really wanna work with her after how she behaves towards him or how sharply she treats steve without regard to how it would affect him when she has a long, long, history of Getting people.

#they’ve got her surprised clint is pissed at her #essentially telling steve secret empire sits at his door #she dismisses even basic decency towards bucky #& she treats yelena like she’s being unreasonable for expecting to be treated like an equal in a partnership #fundamentally unable to grasp how people work & how to engage with them which has. never been nat.#nat once talked tony through a panic & redirected him to focus on the skrulls when he was visibly Freaking Out #she had bare minimum information on the steve-bucky bond but still knew what to tell bucky #to help coax him into figuring out what he was doing as cap #she clocked the skrull jess as a fake with minimal interaction with the woman #she once rallied not just her fellow heroes but random civilians into being ready to fight if they needed to #she……. Knows people.#she knows the people around her #she knows the vague construct of how people work #she isn’t flabbergasted by the fact that people have emotions & don’t want to be treated like shit by her #( not that she would treat people she cares about like shit but marvel is on what I can #only describe as an emotional decay in what they’re currently doing with how she interacts with people. )#i don’t get….. what’s fun to watch? about seeing someone so Familiar with people #treat them like shit & then be confused they’re mad at her like???#or just be unable to comprehend how to treat people #i mean fuck kelly thompson has her out here pulling a 70’s matt #she’s got her doing to yelena exactly what matt did to her????#i don’t get it. this isn’t fun.#mobile.

that panel where nat looks at someone else like are we still pretending we don’t know iron man is tony & that concept where nat is the first to clock jess being Not Jess can actually be so personal.

#also the scene of nat being like let's drop the pretense i know you're iron man & he's like Of Course You Do.#& the panel of nat talking to Fake Jess & just making that face she makes in the background.#just thoughts.#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#delete.

i was initially Tired that they were doing another hellfire gala thing, but then i saw steve & decided i was okay with it.

#has anyone seen steve rogers #he's not missing he just looks good & i think you need to see him.#meanwhile i will not be perceiving tony in.............. that.#but carol??? hello???#& waNDA?????#scott looks good too but the aesthetic is a little off for him he looks like logan picked up a sense of fashion in the middle of the dying #i'm not a fan of emma's but i'm also tired of them always putting her in the same type of stuff #like she looks good as always but it would be a nice change to see her in something that isn't just two shoe strings tied together #rogue tho????? beautiful amazing talented we love to see her winning i hope remy stepped it up to match her #i will not be perceiving forge or everett either tho they got done dirty #laura is.......... something i'm not sure how i like it? it's not terrible just. Something.#jean is just wearing like a shorts variation of the outfit she had last time they could have done better #BUT SAM??? thank you mr. wilson for turning up at last it was well worth the wait.#most of them look good i'll accept it on the basis of the fashion alone.#almost makes me wish that they would remember nat is a superhero so i could see her in a nice gala outfit #but i know they'd just make it some nightmare spider monstrosity too so. it's fine i'll live vicariously through the boys.#a shame there's no ororo tho how are we gonna have a fancy party with no ororo?#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#wednesday spoilers

things i enjoyed out of avengers assemble ( the comic, not the series. ) is the scene where clint is about to get some information about the location of the cocoon, only for tony, logan, & bob to show up telling him they’ve got the location bc nat got it already. things i didn’t enjoy about avengers assemble is the fact that the instant she’s given them the information ( we don’t even see her doing it actually. ) she disappears from the issue entirely.

#she starts with logan & clint #somehow she & logan split from clint??? who ends up with shang chi #logan somehow ends up with tony & bob #presumably nat is also with tony & bob for like two seconds since they're the only ones she gave the location to #based on the fact that it takes clint so long to be informed of it???#then she's just Gone.#like apparently she met up with tony & bob told them where the cocoon was & they just ditched her #idk man it's a very weird sequence of events but i'll take the nat as an information expert & go i guess.#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#delete.

shespy:

“ natalia romanova shostakov “

pick your fighter : alexi petrovitch shostakov or alexi andreovitch shostakov.

#if anyone was wondering just how much of the coldest war is bullshit #not only did they write an dumb story #but they fucked up nat's name #then a single page apart they wrote alexei's name two different ways #( i'm assuming they mixed up ivan & alexei for him to end up with petrovitch?#which if that's the case then they also misspelled it bc ivan's is spelled petrovich no second t. )#they also misspelled what i'm assuming they meant to be moskva as ' moscova '#????#was anyone actually looking at this when they wrote it????#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#delete.#suggestive cw #you can almost see nips so.

“ natalia romanova shostakov “

#sometimes marvel forgets nat's name in the most............. dramatic ways.#the way he uses both the feminine of romanova but the masculine of shostakov #while casually using her original surname as her patronymic for some reason???#was whoever wrote this okay when they did it what the hell is this #this is alexei by the way doing........ That to her name #mr. shostakov are you drunk what are you doing #* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#delete.

nat deserves many kisses, that’s all.

#me who hasn't written here in like seven years : smooches for local spy??#but also i have written it's just all saved in my drafts #bc i'm trying to get through a good chunk of my replies & inbox for a change #( apologies to amanda & dean whose drafts i'm gonna be an absolute menace on at some point. )#& move everything over to the new blog.#i am........... Doing Things i swear asdfgh.#* ooc. / now we don't have time to unpack ALL of that.#delete.

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