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you told me so. i was surprised. never really put much stock into yoga. and yeah. definitely get off thinking about you doing downward dog. yoga really gets me going. you got me. i will try to contain myself when we do yoga together. i am a gentleman, or whatever.
i tried yoga. downward dog. felt pretty good. felt ... stretched. don’t know if i’ll do it a lot, though. when the world stops ending, we should go to a yoga place together. come on.
two puzzles in one day. don’t think i’ve finished a puzzle in my entire life. you should get one of those really big ones. i’ve always kind of wanted to do one of those but. that’s a lot of work.
i. didn’t notice you were flexible. anyway. come do yoga with me. take me to some yoga class. we can do downward dog together. so i won’t feel alone. and weird.
nice. i know you’ll get something cute. i’ll wear it during one of my entrances. maybe. they might not let me. and i might just not remember. but i might.
hey. can you get me a mask, too. they have cute masks in japan.
kris. okay. look. if you’re going to keep being hard on yourself. and keep putting me on some kind of pedestal. then fine. i’ll humor you, or whatever. do you want to train with me. would that help. i’m serious. i’m free whenever. i’m not that far away. just let me know.
really. wouldn’t have thought you were a yoga kind of person. i know downward dog. do you have to do downward dog. i don’t really want to do downward dog.
hot yoga ? that sounds terrible. would you do it ? i’d do it. just to try it. probably pass out, though. i’m already not very bendy. and i only know one yoga pose.
you smile. sometimes. enough. i don’t know. just no use in ... lamenting, or whatever, over something you don’t have. just gotta work with what you do. try yoga. i’ve heard that makes you happier. probably.
wow. nice guy dustin. being smart. haven’t seen that in. i don’t know. this is just a joke, you’re usually pretty okay.
well. it’s whatever, man. you not being normal is what makes you who you are, you know. if you were normal, it’d be. weird. not nearly as fun. you know you don’t really want to be a modern family kind of person. it’d be boring.
hey. you can always get married, adopt a kid that doesn’t act her age at all but no one talks about it. that’s modern family. right. or you can go back to high school. you know. whichever is easier.
i just woke up. dst sucks. i don’t get ali-tan. i burn. what is ali-tan.
see. that’s beating yourself up over it. everyone thinks they could’ve done better in hindsight. but you did the best you could at the time. okay. i know you did. and you weren’t the one who went to sleep in the middle of the ring. you made it out better than me. so. you know. shut up, statlander. give yourself some credit.
wow. that’s one of the nicest things anyone’s ever said to me. thank you. i’ll try to get you in on the deal, too. probably isn’t going to happen. but you know. i appreciate the thought.
thanks. i did the damn thing. i guess. i had fun. well. until i lost. but you know. glad to see everyone else had fun, too.