A Pretty Distraction @shewhoyapsincessently - Tumblr Blog

from @/vero_muerte on tiktok!!

found this video at <2000 likes and i NEED more people to see this because. yeah.

Transcript:

“Maybe I like looking trans "oh your voice is too deep" Maybe I like having a deep voice. Maybe I'm not your femme fantasy. Maybe I'm my own fantasy. I love looking trans. I fucking hope that when I walk down the street, they say, "look at that transsexual!" And just maybe someone will see me and think, "hey, I can live that way, too."”

futubandera-cl

oddishtea

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

surprisebitch

the girl has big dick energy

sl33pyd3mon

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

flowerr--child

The timing of thriller coming on is

perfect

oneheadtoanother

no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you're doing on here

oneheadtoanother

hottmop

can’t believe i have my very own penis to play with !!!

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

gameraboy2

Robin Williams dressed as a Denver Broncos cheerleader in Mork & Mindy (1978), “Cheerleader in Chains”

ottermatopoeia

gauntlyt

good evening dear knight. let's play a game called I mouth off until you've had enough and drag me off (bells of my hood jingling as you do) for retaliation until I cry (and then some more for good measure)

theartofmadeline

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

greelin

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

thatnordicguy

WOULDST THOU SHIPPETH TO SPAIN?

loveridden1999

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

featuringmarkhoppus

venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears