i put the "NOT" in astronaut!!

she/her | cherik, phm & frank langdon enthusiast thirteenisbae_13 on ao3 | sometimes nsft..

[shezzasstuff]

Eva Stratt has me on chokehold and I'm right where I want to be

[project-pluto-obsessed]

ugh

there is something not at all normal about the way she looks at him

[iamnotlinearr]

Yall cant escape my phm x Ted lasso propaganda.

[raviolireptile]

Hubris

[one-step-at-a-time25]

Earth’s scapegoat btw

[hotwingenthusiast]

Eva Stratt really is the woman of all time, no one else is doing it like her. The suns dimming? She knows how to fix it. Nuke Antarctica.

[kakirokero]

stratt + glasses 🕶️

[shezzasstuff]

I'm late to the party but Mother is finally trending 🙏🏻

[httpcomet]

Important Sandra Hüller fact !!

She did her own dub work for phm in German and instead of mumbling “weemp weemp” she yells it louder than all her other lines <3

[sunflowerscottie]

Me, watching the new Digger trailer: is Sandra Hüller playing a second character who is part of a plan to nuke Antarctica

[exitariel]

shocking lack of sandra hüller in the digger trailer

[bitty-bean]

The softest girl you’ve ever seen

[cosmichorrorbarbie]

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up

[teashadephoenix]

i was watching the karaoke scene again last night and genuinely like it fucks me up

bc in no way can be read that she was always gonna send grace on the hail mary, or that she suspected or knew she was going to have to send him.

when she sings, it is absolutely to him, but it's to reassure him that she knows she's going away but that she's coming back. she's telling him to hang in there, that it's going to be hard but that she believes in him and that she will come back when the time is right and they'll meet again somewhere far away from here.

that's the captain of the ship telling her first mate "youre gonna have to run things when im gone but its okay bc i believe in you and youre gonna do fine. I'll be back soon."

she KNOWS she's a scapegoat. she's been planning for her arrest and eventual escape the whole time on the backburner.

and then the disaster happens and she has to send her second in command, her friend, to his death or they all die.

and suddenly there is no more "we'll meet again someday" bc she's never gonna see him again. even if everything goes to plan and she escapes and the beetles arrive with a solution-- she loses grace forever.

if that doesnt just fucking gut you, if youre too busy being mad at her for killing grace to appreciate the fucking tragedy that is their relationship, you are missing out on some prime angst.

[demonic-panini]

hey girl. Is that the petrova line in your pants or is your penits bleeding

[bluemuffin-draws]

Eva Strapp or whatever

[lovelandfrogmansupporter]

I will never forgive Project Hail Mary for indoctrinating me into the cult of finding Ryan Gosling attractive. All my life I heard the word of how hot and desirable Ryan Gosling is. All my life I didn’t see it, denied it. All my life I had the assurance I was not prey to mass delusion. There just, wasn’t anything remarkable there. And then they just fucking throw some glasses and cardigans on this man and make him sad and cowardly and I fold. All I think about now is Ryan Gosling bouncing and crying on it. It being? Whatever have you. A rock dildo. Markiplier. Any penile like object this pathetic little man is in the vicinity of. I should be killed.

[rainstormyday]