#spooky

Orla | England | Bi | We're all mad here. Sometimes gore/nsfw

[megnutk]

drawing my friend’s beast

[funnytwittertweets]

[magbeth]

like to charge reblog to cast

[ayeforscotland]

Surgeries and operations are being cancelled on the day of the queen’s funeral. These patients will have been on a waiting list for months if not years.

Everyone should be absolutely seething with rage.

[pearlwingdraws]

My brother’s take on tonight’s events

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

[hollowboobtheory]

witches

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

[hearteyes-wheeler]

@anatrik u have witch vibes

[ceevee5]

[quasi-normalcy]

I fear a fresh wave of the plague

[sarcasmgal-blog]

Update from twitter

[cappocat]

My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Peak meme usage me thinks

[soersew]

NORTHERN IRELAND ON IT’S WAY TO PARTY WHOOOOO YEAHHHH

[thylacine-dreams]

In these pictures, the Swedish Museum of Natural History’s exquisite adult female thylacine wet specimen has been removed from her jar for a 3D scan. Dr. Justin Williams used an Artec Space Spider scanner to image this specimen in submillimeter 3D.

Dr. Williams and his team scanned thylacine specimens from a total of 18 institutions for their research project, which aimed to determine the true size of the thylacine. Their publication is titled: “Did the thylacine violate the costs of carnivory? Body mass and sexual dimorphism of an iconic Australian marsupial.” [x]

[lesbianhallieparker]

they hated her for her clitoral swag

[freakinasheet]

[tagfer]

direct action

[thyrell]

against what

[rhaella]

lemony snicket was really out there teaching us as elementary schoolers about grey morality, about how neither good nor bad people always get what they deserve, how being clever and kind doesn’t always guarantee you will triumph (although it’s certainly better than the alternative), how ignorant/complacent/dismissive though well-meaning adults can have just as harmful an impact on children as those with ill intentions, and how not every story has a happy and complete ending

[poorpoorpitifulme]

Also the meaning of, like, a whole bunch of words

[kyraneko]

I just wanna say that narrators/narrative voice that talks to the reader, offers commentary on the story they’re relaying, explains things when needed, introduces words and concepts in a way that provides context, anticipates and reacts to the emotions the story likely inspires in the reader, and just otherwise provides an enjoyable sort of conversation along with the story? That is my absolute jam and there needs to be more of it in the world.

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

breaking news: my girlfriend just murdered me

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[beardedmrbean]

[cheddar-baby]

[thickness-protection-program]

Dying with Babish