Good Omens got me back on Tumblr

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF WE DONT KNOW EACH OTHER OR ARENT MUTUALS. PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE PLEASE I CANNOT TAKE IT she/they

[fredersen]

NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

[transfemininomenon]

[allhailthe70shousewife]

Imagine being an unsuspecting kid and the tv springs this on you and you need to work this image out of your head for the next 50 odd years.

[too-witches-to-come-sorry-deact]

Someone once said to me, “I hope the pain eases soon.” It struck me as the purest blessing that had ever been offered over my head - I hope the pain eases soon. It’s so gentle, so kind, so hopeful. So to everyone who’s hurting: I see how hard you’re trying, and I hope your pain will ease soon.

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[xanaxfarts]

Assortment of bee's getting confused by door cams and attempting to pollenate them

[evilwizard]

okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING

[throathole]

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

[throathole]

Destruction. Annihilation, even

[thecollectibles]

Art by Jakub Rebelka

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[victusinveritas]

Please go learn how time works.

[veggiefritterz]

hello tumblr.com. here's my girl:

[thatsbelievable]

[erzvolnes]

my sister asked me if i knew who buffy the vampire slayer was. "have you heard of buffy" have i heard of sunlight. have i heard of food and water.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[umbrellamoss]

[ID: Aerial photo of two adult wild hogs and 9 or 10 hoglets lying in a field. The babies are all lying in a pile between/on top of the two adults. End ID]

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary