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[special-lucky-chosen-one]

the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this counts as the most successful military maneuver of all time: they incurred NEGATIVE CASULTIES

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

“Just give it to me straight-how many did we lose?”

“None but we gained a Kyle.”

[un-caffe-per-favore]

@pipewrench-scratch

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

As opposed to Poland who conscripted a literal bear

[ki-adi-money]

Imagine transferring into a unit and a bear just walks by carrying a case of explosives.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[punkspacecowboy]

Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.

[ingoiailtuorgoglio]

[nyquilnap]

[gojojopose-blog]

moomin bag that says “if you dont let me go home at the scheduled time i will kill you”

[gojojopose-blog]

moomin bag that says “if you dont let me go home at the scheduled time i will kill you”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[help-mywife]

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

[bunnywoman]

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be

[bloomflowersbloom]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

rules for hanging out with me

[maelwife]

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

[lesbianrey]

star wars is inherently fun like jungian space wizards with deadly glow sticks and aliens are you kidding…. you have to try really fucking hard to make it not fun and thats what blows my mind about the sequel trilogy every day

[lesbianrey]

this is not up for debate

[khunsamanun]

[johncenasmixtape]

bukkake is technically a baby shower

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