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atlus • 24 • he/they

[postergirlfornothing]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[worldofultimatemusic]

The World of Ultimate Music

[francisforever2014]

how it feels to refer to men’s “pecs” as their tits

[sacred-portal]

[dogpuppy]

[pissbataille]

PILLION (2025) dir. Harry Lighton

[twoguysonebeartrap]

I’m thankful for Pillion for coming out on the heels of Fifty shades and Babygirl. “what if women…. Found power in letting men have power over them. And those men know what a clitoris is😳” what if submission was a double edged sword that could both make you feel seen and loved but also broke down your spirit and independence. what if your desiring submission was something that was taken advantage of by a man with greater power than you. what if you wanted him to. what if it’s the greatest sexual pleasure you’ve ever had. what if that had a profound lasting effect on you that cannot be measured as entirely positive or negative and the only thing that’s certain is that it’s changed you and how you navigate the world and relationships forever

[spinthewill]

rage-baiting squidward speedrun

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[rhodabotics]

this could be the snort of something pig

[dogpuppy]

[transdonaldduck]

Dewey: Hey Uncle Donald do we have any pepsi left

Donald: qwhgsahqhg dhjcgdslkah sdkhasdshg jsdh

Dewey:

[disneychannelheritageposts]

disney channel heritage post

[neonshroudedgraves]

Bluesky asks Texas users to verify their ages, citing new app store law

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

[smolgecko-2]

hey uhh, @daysleftofsecondterm, unsure if this is the right way to notify you about this but seems maybe like this'd be good to share?

[drhorsekiller]

[bleatnik]

My Funny Valentine

Sweet Comic Valentine