never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

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never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"
METROID DREAD (2021)
On this day 35 years ago, bounty hunter Samus Aran landed on planet Zebes when Metroid launched in Japan. Now, faint glimpses hint at the dread that lies ahead for Samus.
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losing my mind at the information that Taylor Swifts parents bought her bi-weekly flights to Nashville for years as a teen so she could go learn directly from big country musicians. Eventually with them moving their entire family over to Nashville where Taylor failed to get onto a record label so her dad bought a 3% ($300,000) stake in Big Machine Records immediately getting them to bring Taylor onto the label. Queen of failing upwards. Queen of industry plants.
i mean yeah, it's important to acknowledge her privilege and advantages that got her to where she is now, but can we do that without attacking her music? like she is not "shallow" or "vapid" you just heard wanegbt on the radio and made a generalization about everything she does
Everytime ive heard her on the radio i went god this sucks what is this and look over only to see "taylor swift" get off my post
This one is pissing me off because there’s cheese in it. I’m not sure there’s a period of Chinese dynastic history wherein the type of dudes likely to be having rap battles would also have been familiar with hard cheese. There’d be political fucking implications to that. Fermented dairy products were often seen as uncivilized foods, and were associated in particular with northern “barbarian” cuisine (see: <lactose intolerance in Eurasia>), whereas competitive poetry was viewed as a civilized and scholarly pastime appropriate to civil servants and courtiers. Mentioning cheese in a verse which also references the heavens could be seen as an effort to legitimize the presence of these dangerous foreign elements within Chinese society, and, thus, as seditious. If dairy were to become a common theme in rap battles, it might be viewed as a dangerous sign of poor morale and defeatist thinking among the literati. “Emperor, we have got to move the capital to the south. The scholars are rapping about cheese. It’s all falling apart.”
Now this is a fucking post
every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard
throw back to this absolute gem. first lyric of the song.
they are BICKERING
damn ok lake superior
Ok yeah that lake is superior
I've been laughing about this for 30 min
status effect!
showering:
pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.
cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH
what if i told you there was somewhere you could go where a very smart woman would speak to you kindly and gently while forcing your mouth open to explore around while lightly torturing you, and maybe make you bleed a little if you've been bad~ then what if I told you this place is real and costs lots of money and sucks so bad and is called the dentist
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i used to say “puppypuppy” to call the loma babies when they were really small. for outside playtime, for mealtimes, for snuggles, whatever. now when i say it, it activates some feral part of their brain. this works on all of them btw.
puppy mode: ACTIVATED
Good morning people! The world unpaused their favorite genocide today.
DO NOT STOP SPEAKING FOR PALESTINE.
have a good trip