Meet Your Doom

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Thiz iz Wonderful!

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Next week? Oh…Yez! yez definitly! Oh Viktor! Wonderful! I need to go pack!

I have left him alone already and I cannot azk Matt to take care of him again, also I am zure he would love to see Germany!

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Yes. So it`s set then, you and me and Germany, we can -- visit your family if you wish, I mean. -- because I`d like to stop by the mansion so that I can check on some old friends, there. You can meet Greta, my nanny. -- Now I`m starting to talk like you. Wagner! 

Okay! But you get that creature a bag, and it`s not leaving that bag the whole time.

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Thiz iz Wonderful!

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That would be mozt wonderful! We should go! I really want to go to germany with you Viktor! We won´t have time to meet my friendz there Viktor! I have to show you Germany!

But we have to take Pummelchen with uz!

[shieldisdoomed-blog]

You would? You know if you take a week off classes we could go -- next week? I can make my scdual free.  Good. 

What? The chicken? With us? On the Trip? No.

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Thiz iz Wonderful!

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Yes, they juzt finished school and decided to visite america!

We visited this city were the famous people live and new york and other cities. They were funny and it waz nice to speak german all the time. Have you met new people while working Viktor?

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No, I have not men ten guys if that is what you are asking. 

I`m glad you had fun, do you miss Germany? If you want to we can always go on a -- trip over there the summer. I haven`t seen my family mansion in years.  I mean -- if you want to, I`m sure your new friends will be happy to see you. 

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Thiz iz Wonderful!

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Very nice people. Oh I hope the chocolate onez they are my favourite! There were a lot of people with me there. It waz a group of ten guyz.

Why didn´t you just pressed the send button? Oh no! zilly me! I forgot to write my name! I am zorry Viktor!

No, it iz wonderful Viktor!

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-laughs- You know how wierd that I happen to have cho -- what? A group of ten guys? 

Ten guys, from German and you? So -- what did you do on that trip -- did you had a good time? With the ten guys? 

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Shut up.

[shieldisdoomed-blog]

Let me break it down so that its simple minded brain can understand what I am trying to say - It. Does. Not. Talk. To. Me.

[awesomeneena-deactivated2013031]

And you are still annoying.

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It continues to talk -- 

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Thiz iz Wonderful!

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Oh! Yez! I am very Zorry Viktor! I went to ze City To buy zome Hot tazty chocolate! And I met a group of Germanz! And they were doing a america tour. And they asked me if I wanted zo join! Zo I left with them!

It waz terribly fun, butz my english izn´t very good now.

What kind of work? Waz it for your family? Oh, really? Zomebody ztole my phone…zo i wouldn´t have gotten them…but I zend you a pozt card, did you get it?

It iz Wonderful!

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You were somewhere with people? German -- are...really? You know someday someone will offer you cookies and ask you to get in their van and you won`t think twice before going in won`t you? Were there any -- people, I mean... you know there? With you? I mean I tried, I never really sent them, I just -- wrote them. I did get a postcard, but it didn`t have a sentder not so I didn`t know it was from you. I figured my parents were on a trip again. 

It`s horrible. 

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Well,yeah.Staying silent was becoming pretty boring so.

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You are still talking.

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awesomeneena:

We don’t like you either but we are being polite enough by not telling you.

You are speaking to me.

[justakissandgoodbye]

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Then why are you here?

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Because I wait for you to fall asleep so that I can boil your testicles and serve them to your sister as we sip on merlot and talk about Shostakovitch. 

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Thiz iz Wonderful!

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Viktor! Hello! You have been gone! I haven´t seen you, it seems for very long!

People are funny and nice and they are all so different and nice. Also they know wonderful stories and they are nice.

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I haven`t seen you in a while either. I was away on work for a while, I tried texting you, but I never sent any.

 I know! It`s horrible.

[pfz-calvin]

Should you really be asking why I’m here or should you be asking why you’re here? Is this place really good enough for Victoria Von Doom?

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It`s not. 

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It is awful.

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People.

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I know you like to nibble on balls but I really didn’t ask for a history lesson. 

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How did they allow you even here. Imbecile. 

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Thiz iz Wonderful!

I have zeen zo many many new people and I don´t know who they are!

how exciting!

[shieldisdoomed-blog]

People -- 

How can you be excited about people.

[slushielixir-blog]

Not much ya can do about that… Don’t get any ideas. We don’t need a campus murderer.

[shieldisdoomed-blog]

Not a murderer -- a strand of ebola would do just fine.