living the dream

[shiftywatt-blog]

I didn't choose the patty life it chose me. When you and your mummy want a patty you drive west and out of your 7 mile radius. So flaky that most of the crust ends up everywhere and you have to shake out your floor mats. Filling so hot that it burns your thigh when it lands. Such is the Jamaican patty life. Patty and a Kola Champagne two of life's pleasures. True story #Jamaicangirl #JamaicanPatty #SpicyBeef #patty #beefpatty #pattylife #flakycrust #delicious #KolaChampagne #dreadlocksgirl #happy #lifespleasures #simplicity #Sunrise #Mummy #daughter #Love ❤#Loves #Loved (at Taste Rite) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxvEidwnnoW/?igshid=1dr1pxysw2mhy

[shiftywatt-blog]

I made pizza today, holla! #Pizza #homemadepizza #spinach #creminimushrooms #pepperoni #garlic #family #Jamaicangirl #sometimesIcook #dreadlocksgirl #veggiepizza #pepperonipizza #pizzastone #rawsauce #Love #Loves #Loved ❤💛💚 (at Fort Lauderdale, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqtG-pgHq4N/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qqh04vkdf23z

[shiftywatt-blog]

Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death. Sun Tzu #lestweforget #veteransday #rememberanceday #SunTzu #armistice #poppy #Love #Loves #Love ❤💛💚 (at Plantation, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqDdKxinxRL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bas9ezreasbf

[shiftywatt-blog]

Heathens doing their civic duty listeningto Bob on the way ❤💚💛. The family tradition continues. The family that votes together makes their voices heard. We are stronger together #Vote #VoteBlue #Blue #StrongerTogether #hope #Heathens #Jamericans #dreadlocksgirl #dreadlocksman #Mummy #Brother #beardedbrother #Novsixth #Love #Loves #Loved ❤💚💛🙌 (at Plantation, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp2WA1QHSGn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1i3kgdnwrkg9q

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[conquerchaos]

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

[scally-hood]

☝☝☝☝☝💯

[shiftywatt-blog]

Hahaha!!

[mysharona1987]

13 years on from the Terri Schiavo thing, and I still tend to agree with South Park point: ‘No matter what happens, for the love of God, do not put me on television in that condition.’

Even at 17 or so,  I got the point.

Bad enough you’re a vegetable.

But I rather CNN or Fox News were not using me for ratings. 

[shiftywatt-blog]

Yes!

[shiftywatt-blog]

Wake up people! Make your voices heard. Stand for something other than yourself. Speak up for the weakness among us. Silence is complicity. #Vote #voteblue #poem #poetry #voice #bluewave #peace #strongertogether #endgunviolence #Love #Loves #Loved (at Fort Lauderdale, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpiXU4ynlyK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1miho40vxhhss

[shiftywatt-blog]

Pate choux porfiteroles éclairs on a Thursday. Bad decisions Thursday pastry edition. First attempt for the win. Sometimes I bake too #pastry #chocolate #gittard #patechoux #eclair #portfiteroles #BadDecisionThursday #dreadlocksgirl #homechef #yummy #Jamaicangirl #frenchpastry #cocktails #love ❤#loves #loved (at Plantation, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn94GhVgXg9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=108du6enzp1ev

[shiftywatt-blog]

The family that votes together. Primary day here in FL. #family #vote #primaryday #election #FL #blue #Mummy #brother #civicduty #citizenship #dreadlocksgirl #dreadlocksman #Jamericans #love #loves #loved (at Plantation, Florida)

[shiftywatt-blog]

Happy Happy Birthday to my Pops and my beautiful island in the sun. Enjoy your time with the people who you love and who love you. #birthday #Jamaicangirl #Jamaicans #family #cocktails #JamaicanIndependence 56 #beards #dreadlocksgirl #dreadlocksman #brother #son #sister #daughter #Love #Loves #Loved ❤💚💛

[shiftywatt-blog]

If I don't post it did it even happen. Good times with that dude that's my father EVERYDAY! Father's day shout out to those of you doing double duty dad and mum I see you and have nothing but love for you all, respect! Yet another picture of me with eyes closed and mouth moving.#fathersday #family #dad #pops #daddy #daddysgirl #brother #babybrother 😂😂#dreadlocksgirl #dreadlocksman #Jamaicans #Jamaicangirl #goodtimes #love❤ #loves #loved❤💚💛 (at Casa di Watt)

[shiftywatt-blog]

I'm babysitting the sweetest kitties. These kitties are in need of a home. My six are not down with that. #adopt # kittens #kitties #instacats #cat #home #blueeyes #sweet #home #siblings #help #Love ❤ #Loves #Loved (at Casa di Watt)

[shiftywatt-blog]

The week in review. Day walking work. Birthday fun cake but most of all friends and family. Also the fitted sheet tag that's verse. Thanks for all the love 😘 #birthdaycake #birthday #friendslikefamily #family #fun #COCKTAILS #friends #daywalker #FtLauderdale #dreadlocksgirl #beards #goodtimes #tequila #whiskey #chocolatecake #grateful #blessedaf #Jamaicangirl #Love ❤#Loves #Loved (at Ft Lauderdale)

[shiftywatt-blog]

Sometimes I cook. Labor intensive Jamaican Mediterranean dinner for the fam, Jameditrranean Middle Eastern if you will. All from scratch. Falafel kafta hummus tabbouleh okay I lied I didn't make the pita. Yummy #dinner #goodtimes #food #kafta #falafel #hummus #tabbouleh #Jamaicangirl #dreadlocksgirl #livingthedream #NOC #Love ❤ #Loves #Loved (at Casa di Watt)

[shiftywatt-blog]

Not hotdogs Tuesday edition. I love this town. Recharging #livingthedream #hotdogs #nothotdogs #beach #bliss #ocean #sand #sea #Jamaicangirl #dreadlocksgirl #goodtimes #fierce #reflection #flow #daywalker #Love ❤ #Loves #Loved (at Fort Lauderdale, Florida)

[shiftywatt-blog]

Well done @WestHamUtd Strong point! My AC cranking and lucky scarf on. #WestHamUnited #WHUFC #chelsea #Hammers #TheBeautifulGame ⚽⚽⚽#COYI #WHTID #claretandblue #premierleague #Love ❤#Loves #Loved (at Plantation, Florida)

[shiftywatt-blog]

Bad Decision Thursday! I'm slinging cocktails and dreams come Holla at your favorite cocktail slinger and dream killer. How tan am I? #goodtimes #COCKTAILS #livingthedream #bar #beards #beardlover #bartender #tattooedgirl #Jamaicangirl #dreadlocksgirl #downtownftlauderdale #FtLauderdale #divebar #BDT #baddecisionthursday #liquorisquicker #youboozeyouwin #family #friendslikefamily #livingthedream #whiskey #PBR #Love ❤#Loves #Loved (at PoorHouse)