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This site brute-forced my brain to develop entirely new neural pathways granting the ability to scan and locate the presence of Lucky Luciano in any photograph within a fraction of a second, and I’m afraid of the long-term costs.

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Wow it’s like opening a set of matryoshka dolls and inside the smallest one is a poisonous snake that bites me directly on the nipple thanks

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Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

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Us after reading this caption

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When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal

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i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense

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So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

countrygirlil2015

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

scaredykyleisgonnagosoon

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

systlin

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

arirashkae

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

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This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

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As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

thenudewitchofthenorth

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

snoopingasusualisee

I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

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Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

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literally just

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animals never fail to amaze me

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this wins

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this remix is basically this image:

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demonic possession is allowed but keep it classy, sexy, you know how it is

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🎃✨MAGICAL SYLVEON HALLOWEEN GIVEAWAY✨🎃

I absolutely love witch themed magical girls, so this seemed like the perfect time of the year to REALLY pour my heart into a plush and the end result is something I really love! And I hope you guys do too :) She’s also available in a VERY limited quantity for purchase via lottery, so you can enter both! That way if you don’t win the free one there’s still a chance to purchase one ^^ link to that with more info and such [here]

Anyway, giveaway stuff!

✨ Prizes: handmade “Magical Sylveon” plush (grand prize), $40 credit towards any purchase from us (secondary prize)

✨ Reblog & be following us to enter

✨ You may enter once on each of our active social platforms- insta @ follylolly, and twitter @ follylollysews (so three entries total)

✨ One grand prize winner will be drawn from ALL entries, and then two secondary prize winners will be drawn from each platform that the grand prize winner WASN’T on. i.e., if the grand prize winner is from twitter, the secondary prizes will go to people on tumblr and insta

✨ Giveaway ends Oct 19th

✨ Winners will have 48 hours to reply before new winners are chosen

✨ Must have some form of private contact open & be able to give me a shipping address

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Ends soon!! ❤️

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Just realized I didn’t post an end time…. I will draw the winners tonight before I go to bed so like around 11pm central probably

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goodbye, inuyasha

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Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless