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My dear, its not even sunday yet why are u in the sunday cupboard? For ur punishment pls exist stage right.

#i got 4 hrs sleep #i wish for more #relateable #shitpost

To be or not the bee, that is my queefstion

#huh #shitpost #im just here dont mind me #oooooo im a spooky ghooooost

Allllllmost missed the train why would it scare me like that i didnt even bully anyone </3

#im so nice i dont deserve this #trains #train

I will touch ur butt and lick ur arm and then look at you like this

(Please)

#as long as u consent #i do it bc i love u ok #relateable #best friends

My profile is updated. I am no longer 'nah bro id never sell ur legs'. I am finally who ive always meant to be.

I. Am. Shimks.

(And now ill sell ur legs)

#new profile pic #new blog name #new url #who dis

Survived the dentist, now our car wont start wtf why would it even do that

#its not making a noise or anything #it just completely ignores that fact that theres a key in it #so mean #car #car trouble #ugh

shimks

Oh dear i gotta go to the dentist today aaaa spooky

shimks

I SURVIVED THE DENTIST YIPPEE IT WASNT EVEN SCARY LETS GOOOOO

#face your fears #dentist #IT WAS ALL FINE

Bruce banner my sweet boy i love you so much

#hes just so sweet #hes so soft #his lil smile #ugh #i love him #and mark ruffalo #marvel #the hulk #bruce banner #marvel hulk

cabinthreeproblems

If they DARE kill off Bucky in Doomsday I’m storming wherever Marvel has its headquarters and demanding they retcon because the timeline already makes no fucking sense so what’s one more little thing gonna do

shimks

I will be joining you, ill bring the pitchforks and torches

#i will NOT let him die

Oh dear i gotta go to the dentist today aaaa spooky

#dentist #surely he wont take out all my teeth #right?

Oh golly i sure hope bucky barnes doesnt die! Surely they wouldnt.....

#im so scared for doosmday cause like #its so likely theyre gonna kill him off #they better not cause therell be riots #after all hes been through #dont end his story yet #i keep thinking about how steve has a baby now #and what if bucky finds out and sacrifices himself for steve so steve can go back to his kid #ughhhhhh #plsplsplspls dont kill him #marvel #winter soldier #bucky barnes #avengers doomsday #marvel doomsday

Why do bar chords have to be like that

#i just cant get it right #and theres so many songs i wanna play #ughhhh #guitar #playing guitar

mcu-fandom

I can’t think about MCU Spider-man for too long or I start to go insane

shimks

I start vibrating at such a high frequency it rips my body apart 😔

#i just love him so much #hes my boy #my best guy

People keep saying the weather is Nice Warm but for me its Evil Warm and im awaiting the day Lovely Cold comes back

#weather #relateable #heatwave #i just rlly dont do good with heat #but i LOVE cold #like i love putting ice on myself #and freeeeeezing water #not in a weird way #its just nice

Leopold fitz i love you id die for u

#doesnt matter cause he died on his own anyway #i think my legs are broken #agents of shield #marvel #leo fitz #fitzsimmons #aos #leopold fitz

My eyeballs r dry it could be the ac blowing into my face orrrrr the poison that dries out eyeballs. Im leaning towards the latter.

#dryballs #that was supposed to be a pun but it sounds dirty #oh well

Happy to report that after crying like a movie character, i feel much more bootylicious.

#perhaps my sorrowful tears were just water to grow my booty back to its licious state

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im shimks, i say things, im in fandoms.