Big Yikes

[daweyt]

— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘Defrocked’", published c. 2017.

[amphiboys]

robert pattinson, on his consistent lies // david lynch // will wood, on his fake daughter // kurt vonnegut // tumblr user intactics

[deenquality]

[wizardjpeg]

how about if i get more scared than everyone combined

[c3po]

why dont we taxidermy people

[curious-blossom]

pretty sure that’s called embalming

check out what they did to lenin

[c3po]

don’t care abt the beatles sorry

[bakwaaas]

being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

[mihai-florescu]

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

You’re so delicious as a concept, but as a real person I worry for you

Thanks

[achesspiece]

I have a handsome vampire boyfriend no you guys don't know him he goes to a different castle

[cultof-aphrodite]

I miss her!!!!!!!!!!! (The sea)

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

[funnytwittertweets]

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

[percethecurse]

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

[auddityy]

your mentality is literally a result of intestinal bacteria but you wouldnt get it tho. yuor bacteria wouldnt get it

[dogsuffrage]

Just so everyone is aware this is barely a joke. Your stomach bacteria have a huge impact on your brain chemistry.

[huffylemon]

That’s cool. Why are they making me sad

[that-house]

Call that a microaggression

[lauralot89]

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

[bloodenjoyer]

prominent member of the tummy hurts community