Shimmerflake: Dan and Phil Trash #3861

I am trash. Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil trash to be exact. Don't expect good things from me, it probably won't happen!

[paulsrockinpagoda]

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so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

[johnthedragon]

I’m having a fucking stroke

[sjaukes]

*vaguely scottish noises*

[strictlyquadrilateral]

@gayrfalcon and i took the liberty of transcribing this:

Wenahwyt Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi ahu nextaiu Wenag’h eiahmgunnabi Gunnabi ah’an hu go’aiu Yfaiged wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi hu gextaiu Yfai h’gh eyah gunnabi Gunnabi ahuz hyntaiu

Bahud wive hun m’naiwud wive hen Mosta manm hrwufan mufeldud

Denahwat kozaimgunnabi Gunnabi ahuzwafaiu Menamun kozenfukad duha Seri pizaiu

A kluk hu’am gunnabi Gunnabi kultuiu Yfai guk wellai gunnabi Gunnabi ahuzkuldaiu

Bahud wive hudmena Hudwive hen Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi huz weloutiu Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnazhri Gunnazhri dakai nowiyu A kwunk gela gunnabi Gunnabi hu gowiyu Ena kluk kom gonnabi Gunnabi ahu kowaiu

Gona ahus ko we’i

Budhud wive hen Manahud wive hun Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Adud wive hen Mena hud wive hen Jasta du muwafen mehaldi tu

……you’re welcome

[strictlyquadrilateral]

wh….why did i do this

how fucking out of it was i last night

[shimmerflake-blog]

HAHAHHAHA. *wheeze* crying…. suffocating….. HAHHAhahaHAAHHAahHahAAHA!!! *cough* *cough* *wheeze* I have abs now!

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

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SO I FUCKED UP THE VOCALS ON DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN NOW AND UH THIS ONE MIGHT BE WORSE

[shimmerflake-blog]

OMG HAHAHA!!!! I swear I have abs now!

[incorrectdan]

Reblog if you love Dan Howell and respect him

[incorrectdan]

Reblog if you love Dan Howell and respect him

[shimmerflake-blog]

I'm bored, so please come make me feel less lonely! https://www.younow.com/Shimmerflake/179133674/42433270/888aa4r5/b

[shimmerflake-blog]

Reacting live to AmazingPhil's livestream. https://www.younow.com/Shimmerflake/178628846/42433270/74e85fwp/b/April-1,-2018

[shimmerflake-blog]

MAKE WAY!

I have $110.098 in tumblcoin! oh, wait, I have $3 now, nevermind.

[shimmerflake-blog]

Depression and Mental Disorders aren't things to avoid talking about. For every death by suicide, it is estimated that as many as 30 people attempt to end their lives. We can't keep this quiet.

Anonymous

[danielhowell]

if you or someone you know is struggling with self harm just know things can change 💛

you can read more about how to recognise it and get support here: https://youngminds.org.uk/find-help/feelings-and-symptoms/self-harm/

[paulsrockinpagoda]

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so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

[johnthedragon]

I’m having a fucking stroke

[sjaukes]

*vaguely scottish noises*

[strictlyquadrilateral]

@gayrfalcon and i took the liberty of transcribing this:

Wenahwyt Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi ahu nextaiu Wenag’h eiahmgunnabi Gunnabi ah’an hu go’aiu Yfaiged wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi hu gextaiu Yfai h’gh eyah gunnabi Gunnabi ahuz hyntaiu

Bahud wive hun m’naiwud wive hen Mosta manm hrwufan mufeldud

Denahwat kozaimgunnabi Gunnabi ahuzwafaiu Menamun kozenfukad duha Seri pizaiu

A kluk hu’am gunnabi Gunnabi kultuiu Yfai guk wellai gunnabi Gunnabi ahuzkuldaiu

Bahud wive hudmena Hudwive hen Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi huz weloutiu Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnazhri Gunnazhri dakai nowiyu A kwunk gela gunnabi Gunnabi hu gowiyu Ena kluk kom gonnabi Gunnabi ahu kowaiu

Gona ahus ko we’i

Budhud wive hen Manahud wive hun Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Adud wive hen Mena hud wive hen Jasta du muwafen mehaldi tu

……you’re welcome

[strictlyquadrilateral]

wh….why did i do this

how fucking out of it was i last night

[shimmerflake-blog]

HAHAHHAHA. *wheeze* crying.... suffocating..... HAHHAhahaHAAHHAahHahAAHA!!! *cough* *cough* *wheeze* I have abs now!

[acerotiburon]

Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!

[pixelateddaisies-deactivated202]

Is…is this cat’s name soup?

[acerotiburon]

His full name is “Soupy Bonjour”.

We call him “Soup” for short.

[shimmerflake-blog]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???? HIS NAME IS SO BAD IT’S THE BEST THING EVER!!

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[gentlemanbones]

You can but then they’ll be like “Sorry your insurance only covers softcore and some interracial stuff”

Fucking Cigna

[grisser]

This post is a mess

[early-this-morning-deactivated2]

I love how valid all of these retorts are.

[shimmerflake-blog]

aaaand THIS is why I’m addicted to tumblr.

[suppermariobroth]

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Luigi… thunder. 

[beekirby]

This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made

[haruhicubewars]

what have i done

[armadyleans]

the idea that this might have been made in 2012 is fucking terrifying because it sounds like it’s supposed to be a parody of Thunder by Imagine Dragons

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

The longer this post goes the more questions it raises.

[tokimekibombrush-deactivated202]

the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragon’s thunder is a parody of luigi thunder

[shimmerflake-blog]

wait, the fak?

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

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SO I FUCKED UP THE VOCALS ON DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN NOW AND UH THIS ONE MIGHT BE WORSE

[shimmerflake-blog]

OMG HAHAHA!!!! I swear I have abs now!

[danielhowell]

having a romantic bath with this special guy

[shimmerflake-blog]

I ship dank (Dan x Duck)

[shimmerflake-blog]

What if

What if there was more?

What if this wasn’t what you thought it was?

What if I was tricking you?

What if you’re told how to act?

What if I were you in a different body?

What if I knew who you were?

What if I said that we are non-existent?

What if I told you that I’m amazing?

Would you think I’m a stuck up Illusionist having an existential crisis and trying to convince you that everything is a lie? Probably. Read the word that corresponds to the number it’s on for each sentence.

Do you still think I’m weird?

There’s always a story behind every person, another side to every story, a number greater than the first, you just gotta look hard enough at those people you think you know, to find what they are hiding (or not hiding, but was never found).

For those of you who are confused:

What if I told you, you are amazing?