Early John with a concussion:
Teacher, breaking up the fight: I have a dinner date, in HALF. AN. HOUR.
Teacher: IF YOU GET IN BETWEEN ME AND MY FAILING MARRIAGE—

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Early John with a concussion:
Teacher, breaking up the fight: I have a dinner date, in HALF. AN. HOUR.
Teacher: IF YOU GET IN BETWEEN ME AND MY FAILING MARRIAGE—
Maybe now John fanboys on r/unordinary will drop the comic so I can actually enjoy the subreddit again
The amount of people getting mad that
1)John isn’t being treated as the Messiah and
2) Complaining about chapters with only dialogue
Makes me lose faith in the community.
I'm honestly too scared to look at the subreddit.......
dating imagines ║ isen
At the start of your relationship, he’d be the kind of guy to shower his s/o with affection while being extremely being annoying in the process.
He’s also subtly clingy and wouldn’t admit to being clingy even though he’s “unintentionally” and “coincidentally” beside you 24/7
Pro tip; don’t even think about touching his pens.
Apart from his pens, he’s also really protective about his s/o
Late night chats about random things all the while trying to get you to sleep already.
He’s incredibly shy on engaging PDA, he’d only respond to your actions if you were the one to start it.
When it comes to choosing date locations, Wellston park, library or at just the dormitory is his go-to pick. Or maybe a cafe, he likes the casualness of it.
He’d commonly show up at his s/o’s dormitory unexpectedly at anytime, early in the morning or late in the evening.
He’d often crash at his s/o’s dormitory uninvited.
“Isen…?”
“Yes?”
“How did you get in?! Didn’t I take your key?”
“Yeah, I suspected that you did. But, your roommate left me in charge here since I come here often.”
“ *sigh* ”
“Anyways, I’m gonna crash here for the night since my roommate is being a bitch today.”
“ *irritated groan* “
( let’s assume Zeke is his roommate for the mean time )
dating imagines ║ arlo
Him being overprotective of you
“Why were you talking to him?”
“What do you mean? That was just Holden.”
“You are not allowed to get close to anyone else rather than me.”
“We’re partners doing a project, dude, what the fu—”
A lot of teasing from him since he likes seeing your flustered state. He finds it entertaining, though it made you irritated.
Him wanting to groom your hair before school. He’s not gonna lie, your hair’s a complete disaster.
Him being jealous of other boys you hang out with ( like Holden; scroll up )
You being jealous of other girls ( just Remi and Elaine actually ) he hangs with
Him walking you back to your dorm most of the time
Spending time at his dorm when bored. Often times, you would fall asleep there and just spend the night.
“Arlo, I’m sleepy-”
“Sleep here,” he says before pulling you to a tight hug.
“What the fuck, Arlo?!”
“Language, love.” Then, he kisses you.
Nonetheless, you slept in Arlo’s dormitory for the night.
You borrowing his shirts when you want to. He’d never complain but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t noticed.
Him constantly scowling/growling when someone gets too close to you and you mock him about this
Random kisses that would always catch you off guard
Carrying you on his back whenever you go to the library or anywhere. He would actually scold you for being slow on walking so he does this instead.
You and him secretly flirting using sarcasm when around friends and other people
You are his first [ girlfriend / boyfriend ] therefore he has no experience what-so-ever but he’ll do anything to make this relationship to work. Mostly making you happy.
Sweet nicknames he uses to fluster you/get something from you.
“Babe, can I borrow your phone?”
“No- Wait, did you just call me babe?”
You’re both owning a [ dog / cat ] in private, passing it from your dorm to his dorm without anyone knowing. This was easy since your ability was helping you with ease.
Señor Bark
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Isen: Your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
Remi: Spongebob Squarepants!
Elaine: Your brain's about four times the size of a cat's!
Blyke: Spongebob Squarepants!
Holden: Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
Remi: Spongebob Squarepants!
John: The soles of your feet can never grow hair!
The whole group: Spongebob Squarepa-!
Seraphina, in the middle of another group presentation: AgAIN!?
Elaine: She was poetry, but he couldn't read
Isen: His name's Jarred, he's 19
Remi: When his parents built a very strange machine
John: Watch that scene dig in the dancin' queen
Blyke: Ayyy macarena
Isen: HoWAAH!
Seraphina, holding papers in the middle of their group presentation: Horrible job, all of you.
Blyke, in a group chat: I'm going to p
Remi: -ractice my cooking. I need to make 10000 eggs in ten minutes. Thats 1000 eggs per minute. That's 16.6666 eggs per second.
Remi: I need to make eggs so fast you can't even see me frantically prepping egg after egg.
Remi: Hope the world is ready!
Blyke:
Blyke: Pull an allnighter and finish this project.
Arlo: What the fuck
William, doing yoga with John: Now lower your arms and let the noises in your head go free.
John: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Isen: I pulled you over for going 68 in a 55
Blyke: Dang, 68? Any chance you can make that number a little cooler so I can hear the judge read it out loud ha ha.
Isen: Sure whatever.
(Later on court)
Arlo: HOW WERE YOU GOING 420 MILES PER HOUR IN A 55
I am currently seeing what this AI will come up with for an Unordinary fic with an insert. Surprisingly not erotic yet.
It ended with you going on a walk with Arlo, who apparently never tells you his name, and Vaughn sends you off on a party bus. I thought that was odd, so I went back and Arlo is now laughing along with children playing by castle walls, though he is looking at the sky the whole time.
Isen HCs
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Is trying to keep low on his feelings because he knows the others will get involved.
Horrible at hiding it when he tries to.
When he tries to be low-key, he panics a lot.
When you take one of his notepads because you need to take notes, he forgets he has a scribble of him on a date with you, covered in hearts. That's how you knew.
So, class is over, and you glomp him. By the time Blyke and Remi find you, you're holding his hand proudly while he's just covering his red face with his head down.
First date, most of the elite-tiers and above that you're friendly with, they're all stalking you and hoping it either screws up or doesn't.
Seraphina's got a bet going on, like heck they aren't joining for some money or trinkets.
Holden comments on you two sharing a brain cell.
Whenever Arlo gets mad at you two, and you survive, you two hug and sob.
Isen shows up at the doors of Blyke, Arlo, and Holden constantly, regardless of time, begging for help on how to act with you, and planning dates.
Holden is responsible for many odd moments. Give them your clothes, they like that? Isen gave you his school pants and had to come to school in shorts.
Isen's really trying hard to keep you from leaving, though, because he's scared you will.
Likes using his ability to see if your heart races around him. Leaves him smiling quietly when he catches it.
Often draws scenarios out between you two in his notebooks, and you can see when he loses it because then his pen runs crazy over everything.
Dude loves pens, so you have to keep up on weird things like special edition pens. So happy when he gets them, but he thinks he has too much.
Scared of forks because of both you and Arlo.
Regardless of rank, if you're actually mad at him, he's terrified and frantically texting for help while hiding behind a couch or locked in his room, while also in his closet.
Checks your homework, especially English and essays. Almost always turns into some sort of tutor-scolding thing, where's he pointing out your mistakes, ways to fix it, and so on.
He's kinda scared of dogs, so if you mention having a pet when you graduate, he tries talking you into getting something like a goldfish.
One time, he took you to the hospital because you touched a cactus you thought was fake.
According to him, that was when he fell in love.
Can anyone recommend some good Unordinary fics?
Site doesn't matter, just want to know if there are ones I haven't seen yet. Wattpad, Quotev, any website. Plz recommend, I'm just bored over here.
Arlo HCS
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He's never gone out with someone before. So he just does whatever to make you happy.
Coffee dates all the time
You got a copy of his keys, so he always looks around his apartment if you're hiding somewhere
Seraphina wonders why you even date the guy. She always tells Arlo to check himself before he wrecks himself
Even before you were dating, Holden still thought you were going out and always mentions it when he thinks you two are acting odd.
"Oh, did you two fight again?"
"Aah, another lover's quarrel."
"Do you mean you think it's awkward being on a date and there's a third wheel?"
You were friends before dating, I don't think he would date someone without getting to know them first.
Before dating, you would still take his clothes and he gave them if you were a mess
Elaine's red-faced and so confused because you made a joke over him being your ex
He can cook and lives on his own, so he always checks if you broke into his fridge
Whenever he sees you being unhealthy, he just takes it away and makes you a meal
He wakes up sometimes and finds you slept over, so he'll make breakfast for you too, when you're there
You had no idea you were dating until he's suddenly holding your hand and everyone is like "he's been your boyfriend for two months????"
When you realized;
"You like me? For my personality?"
"I was surprised too."
Embarrassed over romantic gestures, but likes holding hands
Is so confused on what to do, but pretends like he knows what he's doing. He really doesn't. Help him, he just gave you homemade hummus with pickles
Rei mentioned he might do something like "Full Arlo", which is his theory that Arlo can fall too in love, and do crazy stuff. Like writing poems, spoonfeed, buying expensive tickets, being gooey, and book a couple's cruise over the summer just because
When you ask him about it, he's just-
"Do I look like I have money for cruises?"
"Honestly, kinda?"
So it's an unknown, he didn't really deny it
When you got hair gel for him to try, you brought it to him, and he threw it out his balcony
He's fashionable, so if you come out with mismatched clothes, he'll pretend not to know you. Or push you back and throw clothes at you
He secretly likes mango boba a lot, so when he asks if you can come back with coffee, you just get him boba. Never complains
Students don't bug you because they're terrified of him. If you're strong, scared of both of you
You live in the dorms and pets aren't allowed. Arlo takes care of your pet fish at his place
He doesn't tell you about his plans with John, and only realize when John targets you and sends you to the hospital with the rest of them
When he's tired or stressed out, he physically leans on you or looks at past messages
Dude barely ever apologizes, and is too embarrassed to say it. Fumbles, shoves stuff in your face, tiny scribbled letters, and tiny trinkets. He's too nervous to actually say it to your face
Always teases you and pinches cheeks a lot
When you actually fight as a couple, Arlo is grumpy. Then Holden pops up
"Lover's quarrel again?"
Baby Arlo makes me feel some kind of way 🥺🥺🥺
Yus.
Seraphina: since I’m leaving for a couple weeks, I’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.
Sera, picking one paper out of the bowl: for instance, “Arlo, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
Elaine: It feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Arlo: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up.