Burger King Foot Lettuce

The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus. I'm Marz btw

[paimonic]

god my blog is so fucking good i am so fucking funny

[shingeki-no-phandom]

disagree

[queerclouds]

my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do

[voidbats-deactivated20150506]

[shingeki-no-phandom]

Me, trying to make her watch a music video

Me: Come here

Wife: I'm in the middle of something.

Me: But my whims! I want you to watch this video.

Wife: I said I'm in the middle of something.

Me: There's a lot of naked women in it.

Wife: ...

Wife: Coming.

If this ain't the biggest mood

[the-bibrarian]

You’ve heard of:

Thanks, I hate it!

Get ready for:

[dennys]

Person who runs the Denny’s Tumblr account who even are you really

Who are we really? Who are you really? Who is anyone really? Is our universe real? Why are we here? What is our purpose? Do we have free will?

[dekatria]

Is life just a simulation?

[dennys]

Exactly! Are we all just living in one long episode of Black Mirror?!

[fev9r]

the one true ally

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[bearzerky]

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

[poovellamkettuppar]

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

[melonmemes]

[kakapogirl-deactivated20210509]

BotW fandom on Day 1 : let’s run around naked and set shit on fire!!!

BotW fandom on Day 89 : ARE YOU A BIRD FUCKER OR A FISH FUCKER

[wilwheaton]

(via Escape From Flavortown : DungeonsAndDragons)

[brunhiddensmusings]

id play it

[boota]

[biscuitmango]

My experience with Pokemon Go so far

[everythingscomingupdrew]

When someone asks me about my future

[shingeki-no-phandom]

Hide ya girl

Cause I’m back in business baby