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Andy | He/Him/They | Menagerie of mostly funny shitposts | Black Lives Matter! Thirteen is the hidden key.

[valtsv]

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

[valtsv]

a hoe never gets lyme disease

[perditionsflames]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Due to dire circumstance, The Wizard Council has decided to try and force a crab rave. All Wizards are called up to send crabs in support

[christianstepmoms]

awesome

[inthefallofasparrow]

When yet another stupid update gets rolled out

[charlesoberonn]

"It's so unrealistic for there to always be a tavern in D&D/fantasy!"

Map of Pubs in Britain:

[fred-the-dinosaur]

I believe Norwich used to be said to have "a church for every week of the year and a pub for every day"

[natequarter]

[ID: a map showing pubs in the UK; almost the entire landmass is covered. /end ID]

[mydignityisinflames]

Fun fact about this pub:

It's only accessible by ferry or by a 2 day, 18 mile hike

[asexual-thot]

There's areas that have no markers for pubs that I know have pubs.

This map under represents the amount of pubs in the uk.

[sunlightbuck]

i saw you at the devils sacrament and liked your vibe but you didn’t see me bc someone added a comment to ur post :(

[nessa007]

@staff

[orteil42]

things are getting so so stupid. honestly just let me buy tumblr

[africanson-blog]

whenever im trying to do anything

[anxietyproblem]

[lilstinky]

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

[lokaror]

did you seriously just allocate skill points mid conversation...? thats so rude...

[orcposts]

okay well you've been save scumming this whole date so like....

[lokaror]

*loads back to before you noticed*

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[northirish]

At all times I am filled with a berserker like rage but thankfully for everyone around me I am much too tired to do anything with it

[ethmo1d]

Sorry guys I promise I’ll make sum good one day 😼

[kaijuno]

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]