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[shingleback]

uhhhh I haven’t really USED tumblr in a long time idk I might make a Shiny New Blog and let this one like. be a monument to incredibly shitty yet unimaginably formative times in my life.

I might also never post again! 👻

[sovietnam]

[whimsyprinx]

new question being asked from the little bubble I live in! do y’all do “fend for yourself” nights in which there isn’t a meal cooked for the whole household so you have to look in the cabinets and make your own meal (or get takeout if you can) and as the title says, fend for yourself? my friend just informed me that a lady she mentioned doing this too seemed horrified and now I’m curious on like how common it is to have fend for yourself nights for everyone!

[crazy-brazilian]

[ninja-pyro-2]

Same energy

[calware]

[wormofmouth]

op when can we expect your 400p phd dissertation on this

[manyblinkinglights]

#fucked up because you spent your childhood being exploited and objectified by adult men and had no caretakers who loved you unconditionally #so now the only vocabulary you know for loving people is hurting them #and also the narrative has a weird meta relationship with your trauma #arent you

[valtsv]

i could escape the narrative actually. rip to the rest of you but i'm gonna get out of here.

[valtsv]

girl help i've become the audience, no longer confined by the narrative yet equally powerless to change it

[triangleguy]

Invader zim voice NOOOOOOOO BITCHES?!!!???

[deathbyfiction]

[ceekari]

There have also been times I've read a fic and been like "that's totally out of character but goddamn do I like yours better"

[wizardnuke]

redemption arcs that double as tragedies!! you're a better person than you've ever been and you have nothing left to your name!!you have to rebuild yourself and your life from the ground up and you're smiling in the ashes!! you were devastated your life is ruined!!! nothing is ever going to be the same ever again you are never going to regain what you had you are never going to be free of the guilt you are never going to be able to go home there is nothing left for you!!! you are free you are more yourself than you've ever been!! fires help forests grow!!

[amazoogle]

[enolaholmess]

how dare you leave this in the tags

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

[luobinghelovebot]

so funny when sv reviews are like "i liked binghe in the beginning then it went downhill and *massive rant about all the novels failings*" like. is it. is it a meta in joke or. or.

[rentalgorgon]

The grocery store still hasn’t recovered from the effects of Dracula Daily

[jam-etc]

…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls

[natalieironside]

Me when I want to reblog a post but it's tagged "freaks dni"

[superskaian]

rayne what’s homestuck about?

[abimee]

I hate the trope of "I refuse to hit women!! [Gets decked]" cause it's boring but I do like the trope of someone in an RPG going "hey I don't wanna hit a kid that's kinda fucked up" and the kid just obliterates them

[abimee]

"i refuse to hit a woman!" = Sexist, overdone, does nothing to actually empower the woman or make the guy seem nice

"I refuse to hit a kid" = valid, even funnier when the kid whips absolutely ass in one go