Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox

Kyle / 27 / Formerly apathetic-tiefling / I promise I'm not that kind of Kyle, I don't punch walls and I've never even had a Monster Energy

[future-crab]

I'm so incredibly charmed by this image. Look into the Face of the little brown bat and maybe you'll calm down.

[oneheadtoanother]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

alienfuckers on Erid after learning that the only alien on their planet is asexual

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[dogpuppy]

[the-punforgiven]

Genuinely one of the funniest set of dialogue options in this entire game tbh

[balaclava-trismegistus]

The greatest song ever written was conjured by an Italian for a scene in a Western filmed in Spain where a Polish man pretending to be a Mexican bandit does a gay little run through a graveyard for three and a half minutes uninterrupted

[sharkbutch]

You can’t just say that and not show us

[arcane-chicanery]

I'd love to see it

[ratfuck]

[yournewfriendshouse]

where is that ‘they weren’t lying’ dog meme…

[oishitea]

[jhelp-the-fig]

can I say something.

I actually do not give an actual fuck about (most of) the perceived inaccuracies and adaptive flourishes of Nolan's Odyssey and I think that some of you need to understand that stories can be good even if they are changed to fit a different thematic structure. I simply do not care about perceived mischaracterizations of one of history's oldest blorbos: Idgaf that it didn't include the Nobody detail when Odysseus' connection to the gods is tenuous and his sponsor god/the personification of his guilt wears the face of an innocent murdered as a result of his violations. His defining character traits are established much differently, and in my opinion, serve the medium far better. I think that some of you need to stop the rehash and enjoy a piece of art that claims inspiration, not accuracy.

also the whinging about these kinds of adaptive details is kind of like christians getting upset about jesus christ superstar.

[loftilypsychicscheme]

Behind the scenes of the Cyclops sequence in ‘THE ODYSSEY’. A 60-foot puppet was used on set in Nestor’s Cave, known as the birthplace of Zeus.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[movie-gifs]

The Odyssey dir. Christopher Nolan | 2026

[correctopinionhaver]

And he called himself Warriormale. He ran a blog that was officially about martial arts, but everyone knew it was really about him exploring his deep-seated homosexual urges.

[sivavakkiyar]

“drop the damn towel kennedy!” he’d say…and we’d cheer, oh we’d cheer…

[theonion]

Although those close to Buster characterize him as a good boy, the area collie-rottweiler mix reported Monday that he will never live up to the standard set by the show-quality golden retriever on the Purina Dog Chow bag.

“I try as hard as I can,” said Buster, lying on his blanket in the entryway of the Hopkins-family home. “I welcome [Buster’s owner] Gerald [Hopkins] home every night with lots and lots of barks and leaps. And when he sits down in his chair to read, I lie quietly at his feet. Still, when I see that dog on the Dog Chow bag, I feel like I’m nothing.”

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[guy-cordyceps]

“so do you want robert eggers or guillermo del toro to make a phantom adaptation?” BOTH. BOTH OF THEM. MORE CAKES FOR ME