I LIKE TURTLES

90% of my body is drama, 10% is dead memes

[being-perfectly-imperfect]

“It’s not fair that both of us deserve an apology, but only my mom is going to get one.”

— Rynne

[peacekash]

wow I’ve never met anyone who can ruin my entire day within a span of 30 seconds like my mother

[babyanimalgifs]

[archivedbarfblog]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[ssupersskinny]

o no he cute

[lonely-my-middle-name]

[shinigamitrashh]

every time.

[keepcalmandrise]

Johnny Depp x Dior

 A summary to celebrate this amazing partnership 

 2015: Dior Sauvage eau de toilette campaign

2017: Dior Love Chain Campaign

2018: Dior Sauvage eau de parfum campaign

2018: Dior: The Legend Of The Magic Hour

youtube.com/watch?v=wNgwSS8lLoQ 

2019: Dior Sauvage parfum campaign

[shinigamitrashh]

Can’t get over this smh

[keepcalmandrise]

The modern masculine fragrance from the house of Dior – Dior Sauvage – was introduced in 2015 as an aromatic-fougère. Followed by the Eau de Parfum version in 2018 with more intense oriental and vanilla accents. For September 2019, the launch of Sauvage Parfum is now underway. [x]

[vuitton]

[nana-71926]

The most tender gaze.

[themightykaimonster]

Tiger slow-blink and hand-holding. MY HEART.

[siketae]

I’m not taking a chance sis

[la-diswavves]

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

[furwolf76]

If you can’t reblog this…

NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL

[churrosforthewin]

That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.

[jam-jar2]

Never ever

[doritonuggets-deactivated201808]

A round of applause for everyone who can reblog! You’re all awesome guys!

[akistarkrogers-blog]

Never :“

[ourmissallison]

Never ever

[thelastvoidwalker]

No anon hat has EVER come from me.

[thin-to-hollow]

for anyone who cant reblog this

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

I would feel shitty for days if I would do that, I NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL

[youngandloaded-deactivated20210]

I’ve got enough to know that it’s not something anyone should have to deal with.

[lnfours]

for everyone who can reblog, i’m proud of you

[yukikun336]

Never

[slytherflynn]

Never have, never will ✊🏼

[nightaes-deactivated20200504]

Nope and never will

[happyemoasian]

Never ever, never gonna let you down

[aia-fae-deactivated20220522]

Never ever, never gonna make you cry~

[mysoftbabies-deactivated2020070]

never eeeever

[mxnimxni-deactivated20181125]

Never ever

[lil-fat-ria]

for everyone who can reblog this

[fuck2everything]

[shinigamitrashh]

I can understand this in a cosmic level

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[badlydrawnoldmanspeedy-blog]

I’m gonna doot doot

[glowmeupsunshine-blog]

Waiting my doot doot

[wastingawayforthin]

I wanna doot doot

[thinas-fxck]

I want a doot doot

[samuelsmolbury]

i bet it won’t work

[samuelsmolbury]

…

i’ve been proven wrong.

[agraveyardofimagination]

WAITING

[orlamccutie]

Bless me with a “doot doot”

[chuuchao]

I didnt get one

[chuuchao]

FUCK IT WORKED THEY DID IT HOW WHSOWOSOWO WHAT?!?

[keepcalmstaystrong-deactivated2]

i want a doot doot :(

[sayaangellove]

I wantttt

[shinigamitrashh]

I need this rn

[shinigamitrashh]

Forever reblogging ‘cause I’m lonely

[hooligan]

[shinigamitrashh]

Which anime is this?

[carchacroq-deactivated20181123]

let’s go lesbians

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[beep-beep-richie-trashmouth]

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get

[taetaejoah]

I’m literally in so much school debt please god

[mistakeexe]

BOFA deez nuts

[shinigamitrashh]

4:58 AM

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[tinytea]

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

[imnotadisasterbutimnotokay]

Well school’s not working for me so…

[adrenaline]