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Celeb Women In The Signs

#internationalwomensday has passed, but there’s no reason it can’t be a woman-themed month, a woman-themed year, or a woman-themed life. In spirit, here are some cool celeb women born under each of our signs, plus I gave each sign a woman-positive quote I feel fits each of you zodiac sisters well.

Aries: Selena (singer, born April 16, 1971), Maya Angelou (historical author, born April 4, 1928), Lady Gaga (singer, born March 28, 1986)

“I’m tough, i’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.” -Madonna

Taurus: Adele (singer, born May 5, 1988), Tina Fey (actress, born May 18, 1970), Grace Jones (caribbean star, born May 19, 1948), Nina Garcia (fashion journalist, born May 3, 1965)

“Women, if the soul of the nation is to be saved, I believe that you must become it’s soul.” -Coretta Scott King

Gemini: Lauryn Hill (singer, born May 26, 1975), Heidi Klum (fashion designer, born June 1, 1973), Angelina Jolie (actress, born June 4,1975), Marilyn Monroe (actress, born June 1, 1926)

“Freedom, by definition, is people realizing that they are their own leaders”- Diane Nash

Cancer: Malala Yousafzai (nobel prize winner, born July 12, 1997), Frida Kahlo (painter, born July 6, 1907), Meryl Streep (actress, born June 22, 1949) (Wow! Lots of cool women are Cancers!!!)

“This is what my soul is telling me: Be peaceful and love everyone.” -Malala Yousafzai

Leo: Jennifer Lawrence (actress, born August 15, 1990), Jennifer Lopez (singer, born July 24, 1969), J.K. Rowling (author, born July 31, 1965), Halle Berry (actress, born August 14, 1966)

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”-Eleanor Roosevelt

Virgo: Mother Teresa (charity founder, born August 26, 1910), Amy Poehler (actress born September 16, 1971), Taraji P. Henson (born September 11, 1970), Beyonce (singer, born September 4, 1981)

“If you’re in a movement and not following a woman of color, you’re following the wrong movement”- Linda Sarsour

Libra: Serena Williams (tennis player, September 26, 1981), Gwen Stefani (singer, born October 3, 1969), Margaret Thatcher (only female prime minister of the UK, born October 13, 1925), Lilly Singh (youtube star, born September 26, 1988)

“Apparently it’s better to be a corporation today than to be a woman in front of the supreme court.” -Cecil Richards

Scorpio: Kathy Griffin (comedian, born November 4, 1960), Allyson Felix (olympic track and field medalist, born November 18, 1985), Marie Curie (first woman to win a nobel prize, born November 7, 1867), Scarlett Johansson (actress, born November 22, 1984)

“The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off.”- Gloria Steinem

Sagittarius: Sojourner Truth (historian, born December 1, 1797), Shirley Chisholm (first black woman to run in politics, born November 30, 1924), Britney Spears (singer, born December 2, 1981), Cicely Tyson (actress, born December 18,1924)

“Don’t underestimate how much antagonism there is toward women and how many people wish we could turn the clock back.” -Nora Ephron

Capricorn: Aaliyah (singer, born January 16, 1979), Betty White (comedian, born January 17, 1922), Michelle Obama (former first lady, born January 17, 1964)

“Men: their rights, and nothing more. Women: their rights, and nothing less.”-Susan B. Anthony

Aquarius: Jennifer Aniston (actress, born February 11, 1969), Ellen DeGeneres (comedian, born January 16, 1956), Oprah Winfrey (host, born January 19, 1954), Rosa Parks (civil rights activist, born February 4, 1913)

“Words actually matter. They’re significant, they can transform and open up our imagination for others.”- Opal Tometi

Pisces: Rihanna (singer, born February 20, 1988), Eva Longoria (actress, born March 15, 1979), Queen Latifa (actress, born March 18, 1970),

“Nothing is absolute. Everything changes, everything moves, everything evolves, everything flies and goes away.” -Frida Kahlo

The signs are having a sleepover....

Aries is challenging Sagittarius and Leo to a pillow fight, taunting them and declaring that he will win. He wants this sleepover to be lit, and will do anything in his power to avoid getting bored and falling asleep. There will be no rules except for one: No one is allowed to fuck up Aries’ hair, and if they do, they will die.

Taurus wants to order (more) takeout, but Virgo won’t let her because there is still leftover pizza on the table and the idea of wasting food “irks his soul.” Because of this, Taurus has caught a slight attitude and decides that they are going to change into their comfiest pajamas and fall asleep watching something on TV, ignoring everyone else for the rest of their night.

Gemini wants to play 2 truths and a lie but instead replace the lies with a dare so its “like truth or dare but not”..... Everyone is struggling to understand what she’s talking about, but her energy at this time of night is pleasantly infectious. She’s made her fourth prank call and is really proud of herself because they all were really funny and made everyone laugh, so she’s happy she’s contributing to the fun. She’s lowkey tired but doesn’t want anyone to know. :)

Cancer went to bed around 10. She keeps waking up every now and then to be like “guys, what the hell are you doing?” but decides she’s too tired to care and goes back to sleep. She tapped out trying to show everyone that “bee movie but it gets faster every time they say bee” meme, and really doesn’t fuck with this sleepover shit at all because she hates being woken up. She made everyone gift bags to go home with in the morning, and can’t wait to give them out.

Leo is feeeeelinnnngggg themselves over there in the corner. She hooked up the Wii and is playing Just Dance 3, belting out the lyrics as she goes. She wants to wake Cancer up because she thinks that she’s going to miss out on all the fun. Later she really wants to take a cute group picture where everyone looks good af so she can save it on her phone and remember how awesome the night was.

Virgo wants to play a nice, constructive board game but everyone is being really loud and roudy so it’s hard for him to round everyone up and divide them into equal teams. He has lowkey been cleaning up after everyone the whole night and is probably just going to snuggle with the dog and head to sleep soon.

Libra needs advice on one of her love interests, so she’s currently making a pros and cons list in the corner with Pisces. She has been going around asking everyone “would-you-rather” questions but can’t seem to choose a side on any of the ones she’s asked. She really wants to give someone a makeover-- she asked Capricorn and he was like, “hell no!” so she asked Leo instead, who was very excited.

Scorpio really fucking wants to play cards of humanity. He’s been gone for about an hour and everyone thought he was asleep but it turns out he wasn’t?????? He brought really cool incense and has been lighting them all over the place, but no one knows where they came from?

Sag is trying to sneak into Cancer’s room and draw a dick on her face.... She’s literally just laughing at how stupid everyone looks right now. She’s photobombing Leo and i’m pretty sure she keeps spilling red juice on the carpet on purpose just to piss Virgo off.

Capricorn is alone on YouTube watching fail videos and “Best vines of 2k17″. He’s trying to figure out if anyone at the sleepover is in his Psychology class so he can copy their homework and save himself some time over the weekend.

Aquarius is in the basement looking up conspiracy theories with Scorpio and Gemini. They’re debating about some really weird shit but they’re having the time of their life, so no one interrupt them. Aquarius hands down thinks she’s going to be the last one to bed-- she drank 2 monsters about 30 minutes ago.

Pisces is kind of all over the place. He’s been going from group to group participating in all the conversations but then leaves when shit gets too weird for him. He’s been tagging everyone in memes through the night and i’m like a thousand percent sure I saw that mans sleepwalking??? #shook

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The Signs After Doing Something Petty

Aries:

They were a bad bitch before, and an even badder one after.

Taurus:

“OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT. I’M GUNNA GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE LMFAO BEING BAD IS FUN”

Gemini:

“Check and mate ;)”

Cancer:

*does something petty but pretends they didn’t do it so when the drama happens they can act surprised like they didn’t do the petty thing that caused it*

Leo:

They deserve a reward. They can’t get enough of all the shade they throw. Honestly, truly

Virgo:

“Hello yes, Oxygen? I’d like to apply for ‘The Bad Girl’s Club’, no refunds.”

Libra:

“Who me? Libra? Doing something petty? I’ve never felt that... never experienced that... never had that emotion........ I have no idea what on earth you could be talking about.”

Scorpio:

They know they did and they’re just waiting on YOU to know what they did too. ;)

Sagittarius:

They will make sure everyone knows what they did and how brilliant it was.

Capricorn:

They perform the petty task but then lurk in the shadows to avoid any consequential messiness. #spickandspan

Aquarius:

They got a kick out of it highkey

Pisces:

Indirectly direct with it

The Signs as Children

Aries: Has this incredible, fun-loving spirit that is so refreshing and so contagious. Literally ready to take life by the reigns and go on a wild (perhaps snowy) ride. Also v adorable.

Taurus: Cutely excited about really simple things. Can't live a happy life without the essentials: sleep, quality merchandise, and of course, pizza. We feel you baby Taurus, we feel you.

Gemini: Has this constant sparkle in their eyes- always accepting, always willing, always open, always there to share with someone else and make them feel less alone. Charming, open-minded, and so accommodating its amazing.

Cancer: Very sleepy and very moody but very cute. How does one achieve all at once? The world may never know. The cancer zodiac is truly magical.

Leo: A natural-born performer. They've been a star since the womb- it's undeniable, and if you did deny it, here's the poof. You better work, Leo! The world is your stage, and we are your adoring fans. *thunderous applause*

Virgo: is somehow this:

*fucking crazy*

but also this:

*woke, sophisticated, intelligent, taxes filled, skilled in all aspects of life, follows politics, reads the paper, bachelors degree, financially inclined, secretly 30*

Libra: The literal cutest patootie. Seriously. You think i'm over exaggerating. I'm not.

Scorpio: Whatever they do, they do it big. (Usually pain, broken dishes, and a flipped table are involved.)

Sagittarius:

*is such a bitch lmaoo*

*but is ur favorite bitch*

Capricorn: Is this:

*a stereotypical "nerd" - hardworking, not the center of attention, mature, smart, good grades*

but also this:

*doesn't give 2 fucks, rich, popular af, weird af, well liked and very lit*

Aquarius: Self explanatory. My Aquas are who they are always, and I (as well as many) love that about you. *attempts to hug y'all but u flinch at my outward display of affection so I instead settle for an air hug and a fist bump if I'm lucky*

Pisces: That one kid who's obsessed with really weird shit all the time and u never really know wtf they got going on but it be making them hella emotionally involved so u kinda just sit there like ??? wyd what planet u on bro

The Signs Dancing Awkwardly

Here we have Aries, literally feeling the music move through their body. You’ll never see anything so… graceful.

Taurus’ hips don’t lie. Seriously. Ask Shakira.

Watch out for Gemini, who is throwing that ass in a circle at fatal speed.

Cancer had a bad day and is now releasing that negative energy out on the dance floor. Moody, yet groovy.

Leo is putting on a show for their adoring public… The reviews have yet to be published… we’ll see. Those steps are almost as big as their hearts, though.

Someone has a lot of energy… and as we can see, doesn’t really know what to do with it. Fist bump it out, Virgo, you’ll be tired in the morning.

She’s beauty… She’s grace… She’s… Libra attempting to be sexy all over the place. Maybe next time. At least the outfit is good.

Talk about the art of seduction. Scorpio’s got just about everyone weak in the knees. (Or weak in the stomach)

We find that Sagittarius is in the middle of the room purposefully busting their “best” moves just to piss off all the people they don’t like. A+ for bravery, no comment on dancing quality.

Meanwhile, Capricorn is just over here on TOTAL SWAG OVERLOAD.

Aquarius is…. ????????? Being a jellyfish ??????

Pisces is in their own little world, marching to the beat of their own public humiliation. They will most likely not remember anything tomorrow morning, which may be a good thing.

The Signs and Their Smiles :)

Aries - Confident, charming, and silly. The light of life. This smile says, "My multiple sunglasses and I are ready for the world!" And if that doesn't sum up the life of an Aries, I don't know what does.

Taurus - One word, sincere. Their slow, sweet, honest smile will come straight from the soul, accompanied by a gaze worth melting hearts. Both Taurus and it's smile bleed truth, sensuality, and meaning.

Gemini - Most of the time, no one ever really knows why a Gem is smiling when they smile. They could just simply be being pleasant... Maybe they're recalling something amusing... Maybe they've just invented the best fucking meme ever... Or maybe they're plotting world domination. The world may never know. What everyone does know about Gem's smile, however, is that it's incredibly beautiful. It is a quick flash that lights up the room instantly. It usually comes with flirty, flickering eyes and a racing mind. Gemini's smile is the kind of smile that makes everyone smile for no reason, like some sort of mysterious spell.

Cancer - The most adorable smile ever. A cancer's smile is oftentimes shy, but the cutest thing on the face of the earth. It's genuine and always has good intentions behind it. They're the blushers and look-away-ers but when you catch a glimpse of it you can't help but want to give them a hug or pinch their cheeks.

Leo - You'll see Leo's smile from across the room. It's usually, big, gorgeous and bold (like their demeanor). If a Leo is feeling themselves, you will most definitely see it in their grin. With their smile comes this sparking energy that they like to kind of give off to others- when Leo is smiling, they want everyone else to smile too. They are never selfish about that kind of thing. One quick look in the mirror, and the Lion is ready to flash its pearly whites to the whole world.

Virgo - A shy, I'm-trying-to-be-serious-but-am-failing-miserably smile is the kind that plays upon Virgo's lips. A Virgo's smile is a big breath of fresh air. It's cute, unexpected, and the kind of smile you'd see and think "aww." This smile is usually inspired by something quirky and brings out the soft character Virgo doesn't show often.

Libra - Libra's smile is playful and extremely charming. It's literally just so pleasing to look at. Being smiled at by Libra is like a gift (a gift they selflessly like to give too!) Their smile is the kind that makes you giggle and swoon for the next 24 hours. Cheeky and dazzling- the show-stopper.

Scorpio - If you've ever had the pleasure of being smiled at by a Scorpio, you should be envied. Their smile is really intense- It makes one feel special, chosen. It's an honest, captivating grin that speaks without words. Let's not even mention how magnetic it is. It may be direct or it may be shy, but you won't miss Scorpio's smile. It's the kind of grin that is felt first and then seen. The Scorpion's smile is a wonderful thing to receive.

Sagittarius - Wild, confident, and beautiful. A Sagittarius' smile is wholesome, genuine, and has enough positive energy to cheer up the entire world. The Sag smirk is toothy and fun. If you see it, you know there are good times coming your way. As long as Sag is beaming bright, you'll never feel bored, unloved, or down!

Capricorn - Cap's smile can breathe the life back into you. It's always so real and genuine and kinda cute in an offbeat kind of way. Capricorn is always stereotyped as the workaholic who never smiles, but in reality, they do smile and it's so so so refreshing. It's toothy and quirky and gives Capricorn such a pleasing character. It's like when they smile at you, they're showing you their inside, and that's something really valuable.

Aquarius - The Aqua grin is quirky and so adorable to witness. Aquarius Is very confusing in the way they communicate their emotions to the world. Even something as simple as a smile can end up coming out a little bit awkward, but that's just the Aqua way, as I like to say it. Their grins are off-brand in a cute sense. And they're always different. Always. Being smiled at by an Aquarius is new and entertaining- truly special, just like they are.

Pisces - So precious. The fish's smile is so loveable. The silly, loving Pisces has a smile that probably can save the world. Like, I feel like if everyone saw a Pisces smile they would no longer have hate in their hearts. Honestly.

The Signs as Breathtaking, Natural Phenomena

Aries: A Blue Volcano (in Ethiopia). The glow comes from the combustion of sulfuric gases that are pushed through the cracks of the volcano at high temperatures.

Taurus: Wave Rock (located in Australia). That's right, this is a 46 inch wave cemented entirely in rock! This geological phenomenon is known as flared slope and it usually occurs when erosion is concentrated in lower areas of the rock. Surf's up! This rock is strong, deep, and carefully made- reminiscent of a Taurus.

Gemini: Nacreous Clouds. These are clouds that give a very futuristic, holographic look to the sky. These incredible clouds are extremely rare, because normally, the stratosphere is quite dry and clouds cannot form. But in extreme polar winters, there’s just enough moisture for these strange clouds to take form about 12 miles above Earth. Intriguing, Gorgeous, and new- just like all of you Gems!

Cancer: Glowing Ocean (Vaadhoo Island). These patches of ocean literally reflect the starry night sky. It's gorgeous. According to marine biologists, the glowing is caused by a massive red tide of bioluminescent phytoplankton called Lingulodinium polyedrum.The microorganisms emit light in response to stress, such as when a wave crashes into the shore. The result is a wickedly cool glowing ocean. Romantic and dreamy, like the Cancer zodiac's nature.

Leo: "Fire Rainbow", or circumhorizontal arc. This appears when the sun is high in the sky (higher than 58° above the horizon), and its light passes through diaphanous, high-altitude cirrus clouds made up of hexagonal plate crystals. Sunlight entering the crystals' vertical side faces and leaving through their bottom faces is refracted (as through a prism) and separated into an array of visible colors. Beautiful and bold, just like you Leo!

Virgo: Lake Hillier (located in Australia). This lake is flamingo pink for no definite reason. It's just... a pink lake. The cause of this phenomenon's color is assumed to be the reaction between its natural salts, sodium bicarbonate and red halophilic bacteria. It's kind of cute, actually. It looks so simple in it's entirety, it makes me wish more lakes were pink for no reason. It's cuteness, humbleness, and simplicity definitely reminded me of all the Virgos.

Libra: Desert roses. These beauties are made in the desert from formations of the minerals gypsum and barite with sand inclusions. The 'petals' are crystals flattened, fanning open along characteristic gypsum cleavage planes. This phenomenon has a stunning beauty, it could almost be a real rose! All you Libras are adorable little flowers too, don't worry.

Scorpio: The Black Sun (Denmark) During spring in Denmark, flocks of more than a million European starlings gather into a single group to form incredibly large and intricate shapes in the sky. The amazing scenes are only possible because of the flock’s amazing communication and coordination. They're complex, focused, dark, and beautiful- much like the Scorpio persona.

Sagittarius: Auroras. An aurora is a natural light display in the sky predominantly seen in the high latitude regions. Aurorae are caused by cosmic wind, solar rays, and magnetospheric plasma interacting with the upper atmosphere. Lots of light, lots of beauty, and lots of pow- kind of like when Sagittarius walks into the room. ;)

Capricorn: Frozen methane bubbles. Methane bubbles form in water when dead organic matter falls to the bottom, much to the delight of bacteria. When methane gets trapped in frozen water, viola! Just don't light a match to these- since it's methane gas, that could get very bad very quickly. That's kind of why I associated these with Capricorn folk- they're elegant looking and cool, but also cold (ha- literally and in character). They're also prone to combust. Jk about that last part. Humans don't combust. What I meant by that was that Capricorn can be very dangerous, despite their calm and collected ways.

Aquarius: Danxia Landform (located in China). It is a unique type of petrographic geomorphology found in China. Danxia landform is formed from red-coloured sandstonesand conglomerates of largely Cretaceous age. The landforms look very much like karst topography that forms in areas underlain by limestones, but since the rocks that form danxia are sandstones and conglomerates, they have been called "pseudo-karst" landforms. Lots of vibrant, beautiful colors here! No pale pastel today! This phenomenon reminds me of Aquarius' unique, artistic nature. This landform breathes the life into me. Simply breathtaking.

Pisces: A Brinicle. When the surface of the sea freezes—such as around the north and south poles—it does so in a way that forces pockets of especially cold and salty seawater to gather on the underside of the ice. This mixture of brine is denser than the seawater below it, and as a result it tends to slowly sink to the bottom. Now, because it’s so cold, the fresher water below the brine actually freezes around it as it falls, which results in a giant icicle under the surface. That's what a Brinicle is. It's like a pretty, still underwater tornado. :) This reminds me of Pisces because it has that slow motion, under the sea vibe. It's relaxing, perplexing, but also has this really languid dreamy feeling to it. It's fit for all of you adorable fish!

The Signs Responding to Their Mean Astrological Stereotypes

ARIES: "Okay, yeah, sometimes I do get a little mad and sometimes I am a bit of a hot head... But I'm not a bully and I'm not ALWAYS satan. I get mad alot because I'm passionate about things. I fight for the things and the people I love, and sometimes feeling such an undying dedication for those things results in alittle aggression. Shit happens." TAURUS: "I don't know why I'm always made out to be so boring all the time. I don't think I'm boring. Okay, yes, I'm slow to change and I'm stubborn... but not boring. Also, I'm always potrayed like ALL I DO is lay on the couch for years straight and eat a bunch of food. I don't weigh 28303938377000 pounds. I may eat alot, but I do alittle more than just graze around like a cow. I do plenty. I work hard and I like to enjoy the finer things in life. That's all." GEMINI: "I get very bothered by the fact that I'm always characterized as the 'annoying bitch who never shuts up'. Oh, and let's not forget that I'm always the 'fake bitch', too. I don't know what one Gemini did to those of you who make these posts, but we're not all like that! I have moments of peace and quiet all the time. I actually have them quite frequently. I can be just as emotional as cancer, I just hide it, because that's just how I cope. And, I can be just as loyal and trustworthy as everyone else. Even morso, actually. I have a much deeper character than any of you could ever imagine. We're not all shallow, manipulative liars!" CANCER: "ok, seriously, I'm not that much of a cry baby. I swear you people think I can't go one second without bursting into tears and crying 'mama'. It's crazy! Okay, yes, I do listen with my heart and yes, I'll admit it, I have alot of feels. I have a special connection to my emotions and I'm not sure why that automatically makes me 'weak' and 'babyish'. I'm strong. I've been through alot, and that emotional side everyone's always making fun of has helped me be who I am. I don't just cry. I feel happiness, anger, gratitude.. everything. Oh, and I laugh alot, too :)" LEO: "Why am I always the vain ass, repulsive, inconsiderate hoe? Let's get one thing straight: Yes, I can be self centered, but I'm not some attention sucking, ulgy-charactered leech. I just like to feel love. That's all. I'm such a sweet, loving person, and I feel like i don't get that much credit for that. I want to feel deeply appreciated and connected to the people I hold highly in my life. I like to have a circle of warmth and happiness. I care about myself and my appearance. Nothing wrong with that. I can be very insecure- that's the part y'all don't know. I have a heart of gold, and I would do ANYTHING for the people I value. I have more than just a pretty face!" VIRGO: "You guys have GOT to be kidding me. I'm not always praying and baptizing my sins away. There's a wild side to me that comes out rarely, but it's there. Just you wait! I can be really weird, goofy, and kinky with the right environment. There's alot of character under this prim and proper outside. ;)" LIBRA: "I'm not a shallow, girly, gossip girl. I'm not OBSESSED with my appearance and I'm not fake. Not all of us are super popular airhead party girls. I can be just as serious as a Capricorn or a Virgo. I do like to please, and I consider myself a very social person, but I have emotions too and sometimes, apparently surprisingly, I can be alone." SCORPIO: "I may as well be a vampire, or the Guardian of the underworld, according to you guys. Am I seriously that strange??? Scratch that. Maybe. But in all honestly there are times when I'm just happy and chillin. I'm not ALWAYS planning someone's murder (the operative word being always). And, there are plenty of times when I'm having fun with people and actually being NICE. I don't spit venom 24/7. Hard to believe, right?" SAGITTARIUS: "I can be hella serious. I can be more serious than any of yall. Yeah, I like to have fun, and yeah I like adventure, but there are lots of things in my life that force me to be mature and grown up. Lots of crazy stuff happens in the world, and there are just sometimes when you have to take off the rose glasses and cry, or yell. Im being blunt. That being said, those times don't last long for me, but I have them! *does backflip and changes subject*" CAPRICORN: "I can have just as much FUNNN as the next guy. Seriously. I can. I'm not some straight edge who never cracks a joke you know. I feel like you give me no personality- like I'm a brick of cement or something. I can tell a mean ass dirty joke, make you want to drip holy water in your eyes... point is, I'm fun and happy and enjoying life alot of the time, even though it may not be that obvious. I don't just work, I also play. I'm a goof." AQUARIUS: "Why do you guys always make me the weird one? Like, alright, I understand that I strive to be unique and all that jazz, but you guys always give me the offputting situation. I'll admit, I am kind of weird, but not in the she-picks-her-nose-and-talks-to-aliens kind of way. Try again." PISCES: "LOL I am perfectly capable of putting my foot down and standing up for myself. Yes, I am a dreamer and I hate conflict and I'm very emotional, but that does not make me so passive that people can just walk all over me and stuff. I'm happy and chill and dreamy and all that wonderful stuff, but don't get me wrong, I can smell a toxic person from a mile away." Sinceerely, Aries- the one stereotyped to always be pissed Taurus- the one stereotyped to be boring and lazy and only eats Gemini- the one stereotyped to be a fake friend who never shuts up Cancer- the one stereotyped as a crybaby Leo- the one stereotyped as a bitch who only cares about her looks Virgo- the one stereotyped as a prude Libra- the one stereotyped like a popular air head Scorpio- the one stereotyped as satan Sagittarius- the one stereotyped as never serious ever Capricorn- the one stereotyped as constantly serious Aquarius- the one stereotyped as offputtingly strange instead if refreshingly unique Pisces- the one stereotyped as super super submissive (*Keep in mind most of the stereotypes created for each sign are only in fun. This is just a post combating them from the sign's point of view*)

The Signs as Perfect Summertime Things ❤

Aries: That first refreshing, cold dive of the year into the pool that sends those perfect chills through your body Taurus: Going to the beach and listening to the ocean waves crash against the shore as you relax and enjoy the view Gemini: Creating the PERFECT summer Playlist and listening to it so much that you can recite every song flawlessly; (dance moves, facial expressions, and all!) Cancer: Traveling to see beloved family members/friends you haven't seen in forever and hugging them tightly for a really long time at the airport when you land Leo: Getting caught in a warm, misty summer rain storm and just letting each drop pound against you without a care in the world Virgo: Cutely scrap-booking polaroids of your favorite adventures/memories with friends and family as a "Summer 2k15" keepsake Libra: Finally breaking in those cute new summer outfits you've been waiting to wear since winter (and looking great too!) Scorpio: Changing your appearance in some way in spirit of the new season and having people compliment you and give you confidence with really nice things like "that really suits you" or "you look great" Sagittarius: Riding your favorite ride at an Amusement Park and looking at all the pictures of everyone hilariously screaming their heads off and making funny faces when it's over Capricorn: Throwing away/shredding all of your old work from this year and realizing you now won't have to deal with so much stress and responsibility because it's summer Aquarius: Tie-dying T-shirts and making funky cutoff shorts, crop tops, and other creative DIY stuff to pass time Pisces: Going out to see brand new summer movies with all your friends and creating lots of memorable laughs and inside jokes together