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I forget how many of my coworkers are Trump supporters.... but I also forget how many of them are old white males also
Iāve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! Heās 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
wait salem the cat wasnāt a puppet or an animatronic or something? I legit didnāt know it was real cat
they used a real cat for some scenes (such as Salem running/jumping) and an animatronic puppet for other scenes. Ā the real cat is still alive! Ā the fate of the puppet(s) is unknown
So I wanted to spread the news of a great manager I have. Today my depression hit me harder than it has for a long while. After my first job I knew I wouldnāt be able to handle my second job. I was worried about calling in since depression and mental illness tend to be the type of things employers just donāt understand.
But I stopped in and asked if it would be okay if I had the night off cause my depression had hit me hard that day. I barely finished my sentance when my manager (who is typically loud and all jokes) just looked at me calmly and said āhave the night off, take as many as you need. and if you need anything, even just someone to talk to, just let me know. Now go home and do what you need,ā
This felt like such a rare occurrence I almost started crying in the store. Just wanted to share about my awesome manager
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We were taking my car to get repaired so I asked my step-dad for the address.... it led me to a gay club....
Hey if youāre ever embarrassed by any scars you have just remember that I have a three inch scar down the length of my forearm from where I scratched myself on a microwave while cleaning
Hey reblog this with your odd scar stories cause I think itās cute and I wanna read em
On my bottom right eyelid i have a small scar from where my cat nearly took out my eye for no discernible reason (well, i was petting him. I stopped petting him. He took a swipe at my face because heās a spoiled asshole)
I have a scar on my left knuckle from where my knife slipped when I was carving a notch into an arrow made out of a twig while on a camping trip
And thereās one on my right forearm from when I put down the glassblowing jacks the wrong way around and burnt myself (instructor: see how im holding them? DONāT DO THAT. everyone does this and burns their arms. Most glassblowers have scars from doing that. me: noted. me: does that exact thing 20 minutes later.)
i have a scar on my knee from the time i tripped on my way to class, didnāt notice i was bleeding for another six minutes, and then went to class anyway.
used to have matching scars on both my feet from a pair of flats that literally sliced the skin right off my heels the first time i actually wore them; also used to have a scar on my foot from dropping a razor and a scar on my arm from the electric kettle i used my first year of college,Ā but all three/four of those faded in the last year or two.
thereās also a very faint but not completely gone scar below my lip from the time i split my chin open on a (very sharp) counter when i was like five.
also i have four, possibly five scars from cancer stuff but those arenāt really interesting, except for the one my family callsĀ āthe divotā bc itās literally, like, a dent in my back? and exists bc we tore off a bandaid too quickly, the skin got irritated, and i had literally no immune system (bc cancer) so it ended up getting infected.
Hello I have a scar that messes up my fingerprints from when I was washing a shaved ice maker and the blade cover came off
I have another one from when my cat knocked a knife off the kitchen counter and it went point-down almost a full inch into my foot.
I have a scar on my left pinky toe (right across, like someone tried and failed to cut it off at the joint) because I stood by and watched as my roommate threw away a pair of broken scissors in the garbage and thought to myself āthose will poke through the bottom of the bag and cut someoneā but didnāt say anything.
Fast forward to later that evening, I walk through a dark kitchen and slice my foot open on the scissors poking through the bottom of the bag, AS PREDICTED.Ā
I have a perfectly round bun scar on the top of my left foot from when i got distracted pouring tea and spilled boiling water on my foot. Ā It looks like i shot myself int he foot though, and that what I tell small children.
I have a small scar on my middle right knuckle from where I punched a wall after getting stressed out over my math illiteracy (seriously! I have nothing higher than a GCSE in Math! Why the hell do uni professors expect me to understand what is quite literally another language to me?!) Broke my hand as well in that little mess.
I have another scar on my left pointer finger from where Iād overfilled the kettle and accidentally poured boiling hot water onto my hand because I tipped the kettle at too steep an angle.
And although these arenāt really visible, my eardrums are scarred over from where they were both perforated; my left ear when I was 8 and my right when I was 2.
I have a scar from ironing perler beads
My hands are a subtle map of me being stupid.
My left hand has a faint line-curve scar from my bunny biting me when I think I was 8?
There is also a scar across the inside first knuckle of my ring and middle finger because I sliced my hand while tearing wheat heads off. Because my friends thought it be fun to light a fire in the fall and use the wheat as a kindling. Thankfully I was a two minute walk from home, but my friends were panicking about the blood more than I was.Ā
On my right hand Iāve got a burn scar from tapping my iron while making bias tape. I didnāt notice the pain until about a day later.
But my favorite one is this little puncture wound I have on my left hand. The boning knife slipped while I was trying to pull out an avocado pit. I stabbed the blade deep enough to strike bone, but it was so thin I just stared at it confused? So I called my father, because he is a chef Iāve seen him almost slice off his finger and not go to the hospital.Ā āShould I just go to the emergency room?āĀ āIf only because youāre an idiot.ā The ER doctor wasnāt even sure what to do because it was a DEEP wound but it was less than a cm in length. He gave me ONE stitch and taught me how to cut it out myself. Thankfully the ER security guard taught me a neat trick of just biting the pit out 8D
I have a scar next to my right eye because as a child of the 90ā²s my friendās group decided the best game to play was rock tag. Which is like regular tag, but you become it when you get hit by a rock.
I have another scar on my left eyelid because I hit my head on a waterslide railing and didnāt even notice it was bleeding. I was at a day camp and noone told my mom so I never got the stitches I probably should have.
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Patronize these kids at your own risk.
Like on one hand I feel my life is going ok... But on the other hand I am crying a lot and feel empty
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Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.
⢠Itās annoying. ⢠It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my āfollowersā are porn blogs run by bots). ⢠It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. ⢠Itās problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. ⢠It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.
And to many of us: ⢠Itās disgusting. ⢠itās degrading to human beings, especially women. ⢠It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.
Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.
@panthermonkey remember in Sims when this happened?
why does okcupid have so many questions about eugenics but i canāt answer 90% of the sex questions without lying because they apparently canāt comprehend the fact that someone might actually not want to have sex ever.
no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and āi can fix thatā sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and iām still not recovered from it
finally someone gets itĀ