Shintox

Professional sanity disturber. Dad jokes in asks are always welcome.

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[theehorsepusssy]

[3000s]

glass of water is so epic

[3000s]

glass of water is awesome

[shintox]

glass of water is water

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

[chikkou]

finally, it has appeared on my dash

[dunkinmycloud]

finally, when we least expected it.

[kimpossibooty]

Wasn’t expecting this

[thesanityclause]

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[erebus0dora]

i am adding this as a random date queued post so that even i don’t expect it

[shintox]

If you block me because you don’t like what I say, that’s fine. If you block me because you cant handle the conversation, you’re a coward.

The point of free speech is to talk about your ideas and have them challenged to ensure they’re yours and not those of someone else.

Running away makes you just as bad as a fascist.

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

calling explicit content spicy is so cringe i can't handle it

[luxflora]

Do you have a different fun and playful term you prefer or do you not engage with explicit content in a fun and playful way

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

i hate fun and whimsy and i think we should all dig trenches in the desert all day

[shintox]

We heathens shall call you Sandy, the Karen of the explicit deserts.

[cute-catts]

[shintox]

I’ve never seen a cat play with someone’s piss stream before… Detroit is wild.

[thememedaddy]

[shintox]

My wife thinks knives should go on the right, but I think they should be on the left as we both use the knife in our left hand when eating, even though our dominate hands are opposite. Who is right?

[thetursithan]

Don't think about anything and go calmly...

[shintox]

I was so sure that Darwin was gonna win this one. Guess I’m the stupid one today…

[landsccape]

[shintox]

Who are you and why do you have my cat.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[2020blaq]

I can hear the theme music from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 😂

[shintox]

Wouldn’t it be Tree-Man and the Masters of the Nuttiverse?

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[trividium-in-unum]

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

11. K. 24. X

12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z

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X H A R L E M S H A K E X

[depsidase]

[shintox]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

behold!! my blorbo who’s canonically a middle aged traumatized man with several mental disorders, violence tendencies and a long list of committed crimes

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

actually that's a cat in a socks

[shintox]

Actually, that’s a sock on a cats.

[thememedaddy]

[shintox]

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

[shintox]

It’s 12 swings because they’re swinging like they’ve got all the time in the world. https://youtu.be/y6hlkDoflbs?si=Ur187JzMn_l1gi_Y