dirty and true!

I'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night. Samhain @ AO3, you can find my fics on the see you in the woods on samhain tag!

[shinyfortheshow]

i've seen that look before...

[chillyfemme]

nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

i’m screaming

[emiliusthegreat]

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

[striikee]

Yall are missing the best fucking part

[idrathergoforgirls]

This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye

[wolfjillyjill-deactivated202101]

I live for this fucking post. I’ll always reblog it lmfaoo

[vespertineflora]

[ID: tweet from andreak/@andreakvng: So one of my straight friends shared with me that she’s never had an orgasm so I took it upon myself to find her a pretty dyke to get her right…and y'all lmao.

This is followed by screenshots of a text conversation: Friend: i didn’t know sex could feel so good, does lesbian sex always feel that great? i never liked head bec it didn’t feel like anything i dead ass thought my clit was broken but oh my god when i tell you she sucked my pussy like she was drinking a thick milkshake Friend: and her strap game was…immaculate. very disrespectful though…she wouldn’t let me tap out i came at least 7 times. Friend: bitch i’m still cumming on myself…lesbians are so nasty. you’re all nasty whores Friend: would it be thirsty to ask her to fuck me again tonight? or should i play it cool…im twitching i need it again Friend: i woke up this morning for work & the first thing i said was “let’s make today a good day” BITCH WHAT!! cus u know i hate my damn job..she got me right

Friend: wait i texted her and all i said was “hey” and she gon say “you need it again already huh?” ..she’s so cocky Friend: bitch first of all…yes. i do. so i’ll be over at 11…also are you hungry? tf OP: LMAAAOOOO THATS MY BITCH!!!]

[shinyfortheshow]

have realized right at the end of things that I feel like I need to rewrite the gone wild follow up from the beginning

some of what I wrote is probably salvageable but

😬😬😬😬

[konoko]

[segamascott]

it is important to remember there's a lot of gay people who are only liberals because they are a gay person

[whitealbum]

new proposed emoji usages 🐎 = remember how we used to run 🧮 = something doesnt add up 🏰 = im in my sherlock mind palace 🧌 = this one is so versatile it can mean im so weird or im so old but more and more i've been using it to say fuck my stupid troll life 🪾= similar to above. for when you say something weird and need to hide quickly by becoming an old tree 🧜 = for nonbinary mermaid moments 🧑‍🧒 = with mama

[kmsk8r]

never underestimate my ability to make absolutely everything about frank langdon, melissa king, or both of them together

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[bintro]

[wordfather]

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

[7pleiades7]

Portrait of Urania, (Details), (19th century), by the British School, oil on canvas, 76.2 x 63.5 cm (30 x 25 in), Private Collection

[perriaeyjeve]

[audreyxvoila]

—you’ve always been the strong one, but now you’re allowed to collapse in my arms

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[gothredy]

[huariqueje]

Swim - Elena Degenhardt , 2025 .

Russian-German , b. 1977 -

Pastel on paper , 11 4/5 x 11 4/5 in. 30 x 30 cm.