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JJ: We all have our demons.

JJ, grabbing Emily: This one’s mine.

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JJ: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

JJ: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Emily: I did?

JJ: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Hotch.

JJ: *walks away*

Emily:

Emily: She’s gone Morgan.

Morgan, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

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Jj : *pulls back the curtain while Emily is showering*

Jj : Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

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Morgan: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

garcia: Apparently, we're not.

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Morgan: How long do you think it'll take?

Hotch: I don’t know, three or four.

Morgan: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Hotch: Yeah, maybe five.

Morgan: Five what?!

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Garcia: Bonjour, Emily. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Emily: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Garcia: Is that what that means??

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Emily: Come on, Hotch! How many times do I have to apologize?

Hotch: Once!

Emily: ...No.

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JJ: Hi, who's this? Emily changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Rossi: What's mine?

JJ: Dwarf.

Rossi: I’m not even that short??

JJ: Oh, hey Rossi.

Rossi: FUCK!

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Emily: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

JJ: Yes?

Emily: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

JJ: Fuck.

Emily: It's gonna be a fun week!

JJ: I'm going to Garcia’s house.

Emily: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

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Rossi, to the team: God is no longer with us, I’ll take over.

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Garcia: Enters her own password I'm in.

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Morgan: Why would I flip my shit about that?

Emily: Because you flip your shit about everything.

Morgan: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.

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Rossi: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Hotch: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Rossi, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Morgan: Hey.

JJ: Hi.

Emily: Hello.

Garcia: Hey!

Rossi: I gave you all the key to my place for emergencies only!

Reid: We were out of food.

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Emily: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

Emily: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

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Emily: So, what is Morgan to you?

Reid: The reason I wake up every morning.

Emily: ...That’s adorable.

Morgan earlier that morning, barging into Reid′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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Hotch: What do you all intend on majoring in?

Morgan: Respecting women.

Garcia: Minecraft.

Emily: Criminal justice and psychology.

Reid: I'm terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life.