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joshpeck

cornedbeefhashtags

Charmin’s board of directors right now

voiceboss

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ankha85

spwncar

Fun fact about these security checks!

Whether you can correctly identify all the right tiles isn’t the important part here, it’s about how quickly you do it.

See, the purpose is to check if you are a computer/bot or if you’re a person. A bot would, when prompted, “snap” to the correct tiles, finishing the check within fractions of a second. A person, however, will take at least a little bit of time to process and decide which to click - even then fastest person would still take a few seconds to select all of them.

TL;DR you don’t have to be perfectly accurate to pass this, you just have to be human!

lazuroleplaypersonal-deactivate

You are a fucking saint.

shinyrca93

Then why the fuck do I fail them sometimes. Oh no. Am I.... am I a robot

sj0

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

hersheyhipster

Couldn’t risk it.

justjengie

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

pinayputa

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

markruffalo

It’s been 15 years since the release of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and 0 years since Jeremy Renner stole my look 💇🏻‍♂️ But I don’t blame him. It’s a good look.

shinyrca93

To be fair you stole Hawkeyes best friend so it's even yeah?

Everyone's always saying how Dutch never treated Molly with love or respect. However in Colter when you return with Sadie, he takes her hand as they walk back to his little cabin. I'm not saying this makes up for his actions later in the game, just saying he wasnt always as cruel with her.

#dutch van der linde #red dead redemption 2 #molly o'shea #dutch #arthur morgan

acehope

GOD DAMN IT ARTHUR WHAT DID I SAY COUGHING WILL BE THE DEaTH OF YOU

Every other country: *discussing gun laws, gay rights and laws to help save lives*

Australia: Aw these fucking snag sangas with onion could destroy society as we know it

#this is why australia cant have nice thing #change political leaders more than trump changes his stories #sausage sizzle #onions #the great bunnings sausage sandwich debate of 2018 #get fucked australia we have more impotrant shit to worry about #like the struggling farmers #bunnings

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

sprimpfriedrice

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

lil-lit-bit

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

sodomymcscurvylegs

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

sodomymcscurvylegs

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr: