tootsie roll bitch

Jordan🍁she/her🍁20🍁notoriously stupid

[burgrs]

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

[burgrs]

my HANDSOME boy…

[jerk-jock]

Diagnosed with handsome boy disease

[baklavastabber]

[first-day-of-summer]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[baker-p-i]

[lvl99catpriest]

Me after one alcohol

[bussy-pop]

EAT YOUR HEART OUT TONYA HARDING

[moribondslut]

[shesaidreallifesuckslosersd-blog]

[emotionalmusings]

[trainthief]

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

[shieldmaiden19]

This is peak bisexual energy and the biggest fucking MOOD.

[weloveshortvideos]

When mom says dinner is ready

[shoothikedrinkfuck]

Sweet angel no

[greeneggs-an-sam]

Can we all just appreciate the fact that this cutie just fell down the stairs but still immediately got up so excited like he just had a great time falling down the stairs? Like I want to handle bad things as well as this puppy does

[tarynel]

Omg

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

Wow need to have more sex I tell you that

[bonersniper]

Sounds like the bussy wasn’t as popular as the name implied

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[claricetudor-old]

ig: claricetheillustrator

[claricetudor-old]

ig: claricetheillustrator

[spookingxinxsilence]

[seinfeldworld]

[dicaeopolis]

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

[rebelrhee]

[sesh]

going through it

[letmebegaytodd]

What’s up gays

I have one word for you:

Tender

[letmebegaytodd]

Gays i have another word for you:

Yearning

[letmebegaytodd]