Greetings

Icon sketched by the iconic @bittergoldilocks. Header pic edited by me. She/her/hers pronouns. biromantic asexual <3

[bisexualr2d2]

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

[sadiie]

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

[dragon-in-a-fez]

that sounds like an excellent reason to try this strategy

[atesan]

HAIR LOVE (2019) dir Matthew A. Cherry, Everett Downing Jr., Bruce W. Smith

[logarithmicpanda]

First time crying in 2020 heyyyy

[waltzrightin]

When Poe wrapped his hand around Finn’s neck and pulled him close for a hug? That was gay. They’re gay. They’re married. They run missions together like Han and Leia used to. They’re meant to be. End of discussion.

[lunagaron]

Welcome to my minecraft let’s play. Today we will oh god oh fu

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Someone: oh there’s this show I’m watching... oh, nevermind, it’s silly you probably don’t wanna hear about it

Me, knowing fully well how much it sucks to have your passions invalidated and how cool it is to rant about something you love:

[evilkakyoin]

...*curses your bloodline just for fun*

[evilkakyoin]

....

......*plagues your family for generations just because*

[emetitur]

my blueberry son is thinking very hard!!

[valtsv]

me age 15 sitting alone in an oversized hoodie listening to pompeii by bastille through my broken apple earbuds at school feeling deeply depressed but also thinking i was the most interesting and unique person alive

[fannyrosie]

La pluie de vos injures n'atteint point le parapluie de mon indifférence.

[sarazanmai]

[abyssal-glory]

this is the best one everyone else go home

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[shoulderpads-mcgee2]

“What a cute baby! How old are they?”

Mando: thanks he’s 600 months

[artoo]

thank you, mark

[melyzard]

This is the only Star Wars discourse I’m interested in right now.

[millienery]

Excuse the shitty drawings but this needed to be done

Based on this video

[theconcealedweapon]

[mariasgf]

You should know, I’m a big deal in the Resistance.

[dajo42]

it’s actually really easy to include gay characters that don’t die, what you do is, you just write a character, make them gay, and then don’t kill them

[jimkerk]

Please, call me Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine was my father.