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moomin bag that says “if you dont let me go home at the scheduled time i will kill you”
This is really something, TBH
death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show.
he hold gun like this
those guns are two women
and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn
I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them
A baby
VS an adult
Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns
Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.
We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased
Limbo is just filled with these. Purgoatory if you will.
Lambo
so I came to a realization while reading some stuff about ozai. bitchlord had the shortest reign of any firelord ever, but that isn’t the funniest thing yet. it was listed that the most notable victories of his reign was the surrender of omashu and the fall of ba sing se.
both of those were led by azula, not ozai. in short, his fourteen year old mentally unstable daughter did more in ozai’s seven year term than ozai ever did.
do what you want with this information. loserlord, indeed.
He didn’t even get the throne on his own, Ursa masterminded the entire coup for him
the tags say no lies
ozai fought two thirteen year olds as a grown man. the first one surrendered. the second one did not surrender and went on to absolutely kick his ass.
I’ll add that Ozai lost to the 12-year-old Avatar quite literally 15 minutes into his Sozin’s-comet-infused raid on the rest of the world. You know. The comet that literally began the war and gives Firebenders insane amounts of power. The invasion DIDN’T EVEN START and it was over.
This man lost the War that had lasted 100 years while he was cracked out of his mind on power to a 12-year-old who had only learned the other three elements earlier that year. I repeat. LOSERLORD INDEED.
You can tell Iroh was the cool brother
You guys remember when they were gearing up to stop the invasion and Iroh was convincing Zuko that he had to be Firelord and he went
“Even if I did defeat my brother- and I’m not saying that I could…”
With that little smile. He knew. He knew he could trounce his brother in nothing flat.
hot girls in stem should make blue raspberries real
the only famous person that was right about the pandemic was francesco guccini when he said “no we will not be better after covid. and we will learn nothing from it because man never learns. it is human nature to forget about tragedy as soon as it is over and to resume life as if nothing happened”
math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.
and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't
was the minecraft renaissance really worth it.
and thus the serpent devours its own tail
Gonna start random discourse now. Living in a two-story house is elitist. Moving to a foreign country is cultural appropriation. And stop saying something is "easy", you are slutshaming the task
every day god puts me in a new universe to see if i notice.
i do notice btw. i just never say anything because im shy
slightly touches men’s lower back when waking past them to feminize them
No April Fool’s jokes this year. Just a fool.
New year, same old fool.
fool
fool sandwich
it IS a phase, mom
show me a permanent state of the self, mom
Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom
The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom
Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said. ‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’
I feel like this proverb was based on firsthand experience.
That is weirdly specific but also a pretty good point