vi.

vivi | she/her | alex defender squad | multishipper

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

you are not nearly funny or attractive enough for this

are we about to kiss?

[niceferatu]

obsessed with the idea of someone saying this under their breath as they lean in for a kiss

[amuletx]

i love lester

[kristina100000]

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

[shipwrightvi]

Pragma (Leslex one-shot)

"Whose love would endure that long? Honestly, he wouldn't blame them if they left to pursue someone else." "But he did. Lester stayed. "

In the years since he'd gotten a mechanical body, Alexander has gotten used to waking up in the middle of the night for one uncomfortable reason or the other. Sometimes it's nightmares, memories of the past haunting him to sleeplessness. Other times he wakes up uncomfortable because the metal parts of him are making the rest of his body too cold. Usually, he'd go and take a short walk and by then he'd have enough blood rushing through his veins that he could fall asleep again. 

But this time Alexander wakes up feeling comfortably warm. Both in temperature and feelings. It was so comfortable, so cozy that he almost fell asleep again immediately after.

He opened his eyes again to be greeted with the sight of Lester fast asleep, arms curled around him and legs entangled with his legs underneath the sheets. He smiles, almost a reflex at this point, he thinks, when it's about Lester. Alexander brushes wavy locks of hair from Lester's freckled cheeks, observes as the rest of his long hair rises and falls with his quiet breathing. Then, it finally registers to Alexander that neither of them were wearing any article of clothing underneath the blankets.

Ah. He flushes involuntarily as he remembers vague flashes of what had transpired a few hours ago. 

Alexander looks at Lester sleeping peacefully on the bed. Their bed. After the luxury of being with Lester for the past year or so now, Alexander didn't know how his past self managed sleeping alone all those years ago. Now, every time he wakes up he gets kisses from a handsome man with his freckles looking like constellations whenever he smiles.

He truly, really loves Lester. Eight years ago, he didn't think he'd be able to say these words. Didn't think he even had the capacity to feel in a romantic way, much less this intimately with anyone. Indeed, for the first few weeks of their relationship, there was a time where it felt odd coming out of his mouth. Odd, but right. Alexander doesn't think that anyone else would make him feel this way other than him. 

I mean, six years? Whose love would endure that long? Honestly, he wouldn't blame them if they left to pursue someone else.

But he did. Lester stayed. 

Whatever goodness it is in him that Lester saw, Alexander doesn't know. But as the days go on, He's more and more inclined to believe that he's worth sticking around for.

Alexander leaned over the love of his life to kiss his forehead. He would do anything for this man if it meant he'd be happy with him. He settled back under the covers and held Lester closer to him and soon fell back asleep again.

[thief-of-eggs]

nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

[shipwrightvi]

Langlex being childhood friends will never not be peak to me. The concept of cool collected intimidating Alexander Evergreen having an internal crisis over a gay little crush because his childhood friend from the orphanage grew up to look fucking hot.

[shipwrightvi]

What your Dechliant OTP says about you (ft. Rarepairs)

NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE. DON'T COME AT MY ASKS WITH HATE. I LOVE ALL OF THESE SHIPS.

Leslex & Langphelia: The Privileged Canon Adherents. you guys are winning either way with the post-story content. you just love your good ol plain chocolate cake and you know what, you're valid for that. eat your cake indeed

Langlex: it's a tie between Langley joins Alexander AUs and Childhood Soulmates. Angst bastards. you think Narrative Foils should fuck, regardless if they're beating the toxic yaoi allegations or not. you're also weak for height differences

Langster: proponents of the Chosen Lester AU. the feel good wholesome chill ship. you saw the post-dechliant epilogue and thought wow! similar interest nerds! these two should get together!

Artephelia: has an alliance with the Langlex shippers AND the Arteley shippers. Chosen Swap AU enjoyers. you insist something more happened in the travel scenes with just Artemisia and Ophelia and also, you just think they're hot

Arteley: insists there's something more in Artemisia's scenes with Langley. has a rivalry with Langster for Funniest Shipname. Chosen Lester AU Enjoyers because they actually get together here. you are also an advocate for Men👏Getting👏Pegged👏

Morrihope: Everybody Lives No One Dies AU #1 Fan. If you ship Morrihope you're either a Morrigan diehard fan or a Hope diehard fan. fionna and marshall lee was your childhood ship.

Dyrigan: Like Morrihope, Everybody Lives No One Dies AU #1 Fan. Except you are also the LGBT community and you love your angst. gumball and marshall lee was your childhood ship.

Mirihope: Toxic Yuri 2 Electric Boogaloo. I can fix her x I can make her worse. you saw that fight scene between them and decided they should make out.

Magward: proponents of the "Edward joins the Gangley AU" insists these two spent more time after the trial in Desmontis. Angst bastards #2, if you ship Magward you probably also ship Langlex because you love that layer of ✨generational yearning angst ✨

Alysiam: a LOT of Desmontis-focused post Act 2. or post-dechliant content. Miriam redemption arc truthers. you guys saw looked at langlex and decided no, artephelia wasn't enough we need more toxic yuri in this house. respect!

Alexela: the crack ship of all time. the don't even interact in canon, but that's not stopping you. Royalty AUs where Alex Evergreen gets to meet Alex Lockhart. you ship this because you thought the shipname was funny and actually got invested once you read through Act 3 and saw how involved the clavarian military is in the plot.

Ignarthur: YEARNING, so much yearning. SO MUCH ANGST... you craved for angstier toxic old man yaoi slow burn and you will get it. in your heart of hearts ignatius rescued arthur and they're both living off the grid now.

Arthurora: That one raggedy looking pony and his wife meme. Either a fix-it rewrite enjoyer or angst enjoyer. who needs marriage counselling when you can fix their marriage and prevent 90% of Act 3's events by your own hands.

Artlexy: power couple dynamic enjoyer. you started with "haha! guys ophelia's brother has the same name as alex! artlexy is artlex if alexander wasn't gay!" but when the post-dechliant content hit and alexandre and artemisia Actually Interacted it was no longer a joke ship, was it?

[shrimpress]

I'm tired of reminding people that

ROBIN IS A MINOR ROBIN IS A MINOR ROBIN IS A MINOR

so I've decided that the proshippers of this fandom are just going to

Die by my blade

[shipwrightvi]

THIS! i'm so tired of arguing w antis shitting on langlex bc of their age difference when the people who ship robin and langley ARE RIGHT THERE

PROSHIPPERS, DIE BY MY BLADE

[shipwrightvi]

artephelia as a ship is so fucking funny to me because it's just two hot competent women

[yangrei]

Alexander Evergreen: canonically can't dance. he has two left feet.

The Fandom:

DANCE, WHITE BOY!!! DANCE!!!!

[shipwrightvi]

seeing this reminds me, that since alexander is renowed as the hero that brought order to clavaria, i fully believe that some citizens would make in-universe thirst trap edits of commander alexander evergreen if they could

[shipwrightvi]

dechliant's cast is so rife with potential with an ace attorney au its so funny actually

- disaster rookie defense attorney langley and prodigy defense attorney ophelia

- magnus as their mentor but plot twist he also mentored langley's super hot prosecutor rival alexander??????

if i could draw i would def draw these three squaring off against each other in court

[shipwrightvi]

IM CRYING STOP

[shipwrightvi]

dechliant's cast is so rife with potential with an ace attorney au its so funny actually

- disaster rookie defense attorney langley and prodigy defense attorney ophelia

- magnus as their mentor but plot twist he also mentored langley's super hot prosecutor rival alexander??????

if i could draw i would def draw these three squaring off against each other in court

[shipwrightvi]

unstoppable force immovable object except it's the need to see alex grow out of his toxic habits and become a healthier happier person with lester vs the undeniable toxic yaoi homoeroticism of whatever it is alex and langley have during events of the book

[shipwrightvi]

alex defender ick

If Alex has million number of fans i am one of them . if Alex has ten fans i am one of them. if Alex have only one fan and that is me . if Alex has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Alex, i am against the world. till, my last breath i support alex