Some Shit My Friends And I Say

Just like what it sounds like

[shit-high-schoolers-do]

At my school a couple of guys have megaphones on the top of their trucks, and one just went driving throughout the parking lot yelling, “WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP”

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[t-h-a-t-r-a-v-e-n-c-l-a-w-deact]

ITS OFFICIALLY DECEMBER 1ST. TIME TO BLAST CHRISTMAS MUSIC. JIBGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JIBGLE ALL THE WAAAAAAUYYYYYYYYY

[shit-high-schoolers-do]

School Traffic

I was driving out of our school parking lot today, and this idiot in a huge truck cut me off. So me being me, started to get pretty frustrated at the audacity of this kid. less than a minute later, the song "Don't Worry Be Happy" comes on the radio and all I could think was that it was a message from the universe.

[shit-high-schoolers-do]

Picking out books for book club

Me *a bit too loud*: “WELL I DO LOVE A GOOD KILLING NOVEL!"

[shit-high-schoolers-do]

If you listen closely you can hear the engineering students cry.

[shit-high-schoolers-do]

I'm addicted to Sims...again

[shit-high-schoolers-do]

Oh Hufflepuffs

A kid just passed by me at school and said enthusiastically, "I'd love to be a Hufflepuff!-said no one, ever."

[shit-high-schoolers-do]

Sometimes, I envy cats.

[shit-high-schoolers-do]

*Algebra II first period*

Me: whose ready for some crystal math?

Crystal:....

Me:....

Me:It's a joke, ya see-

Crystal:I got it the first time

[shit-high-schoolers-do]

"I don't have pneumonia, I have marching band."

-A junior saxophone