ok

*pees in ur butt*

[sumflora]

my phone: Storage Almost Full 

me: be quiet

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[dullanyan]

oh fuck its him

[grimelords]

62 year old guy that’s just trying to find out about the latest Led Zeppelin remasters: ‘what has happened to my magazine. why do I have to see these words.’

[punkorsomething]

[slab-o-meat]

both, they’re lesbians on honeymoon and red wife is so happy she’s serenading. they love each other so much

[imboredofthisurl]

why do straight people get married if they hate it so much

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[killin-the-machine]

All cats the same

[nl]

[exordium-terminus-deactivated20]

[dirudo]

Me when im sitting on the toilet thinking i have to poop but it was just gas 

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

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have a fun night everyone

[chatterjam-deactivated20170117]

dark therapist show me illegal coping mechanisms

[aporetic]

that’s your drug dealer

[mrhenry13]

[mahoumanga]

[delsinsfire]

Unpopular opinion: I don’t need any more huge open world games with distractions scattered all over the place. I’m tired of losing track of the actual goal because of an abundance of pointless side quests. Give me a linear, story-driven game that focuses on its narrative structure instead. I want characters to care about and a story to be moved by.

[archcracker]

[geniusoflove]

what’s the opposite of vore

[caildur]

Going the fuck to church

[geniusoflove]

but isn’t communion just like voreing jesus

[furbearingbrick]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salina Daily Union, Kansas, June 19, 1908

[vhscleaner]