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update + admin applications

hey y’all, i don’t expect much happy greetings right about now, I’ve been super tardy and lazy and this blog has been so inactive and i apologize immensely for it. Not a day goes past where I don’t worry about this blog, but then I have no excuse because it’s not like i don’t have free time, it’s just that my system’s so demotivated i can barely think up any ideas for this blog.

Thank you so much for the followers who have stuck by even through the inactivity, you’re the reason I’m here, and i’m so sorry i haven’t been keeping up my duties as the owner. New or old followers, i appreciate and love every last one of you. Whether you’re a ghost follower or if you reblog and like every one of these posts, ily all and i hope everything is going well.

A bit more lighthearted news, some people have been asking if i was going to open signups for a possible co-owner or admin as you may call it. I’m a bit lenient and hesitant, because i love this blog with my life, but i felt like i can barely bear the responsibility myself, trying to juggle this and all my life duties as well. I’m completely incompetent. 

So, I made a form for admin applications!

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf7PfZq7AlwNTAa1Zcr3sHJwP_63ihvCGO9_sldZHpRwHJI8A/viewform?usp=sf_link

Note: I may accept two, one admin, or i may not accept any admins at all. If you’d like to sign up, please be aware of the responsibility and expectations that comes with it. 

again, thank you all so much for reading and for the followers who stayed, i love you! 

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Yoongi: has anyone seen my shirt? button down, faded salmon color?

Seokjin, reading: you mean your pink shirt?

Yoongi: …faded salmon color.

Seokjin, not looking up from his book: no, i haven’t seen your pink shirt.

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Taehyung: why is Jin always putting the dishes away so loudly?

Namjoon: to let you know that no one helps around the house.

Seokjin: [literally throws plates into the cabinet]

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Jimin: What are Jungkook and Taehyung arguing about this time?

Seokjin: They have a bet going on about what Yoongi's like in bed. Taehyung thinks he's secretely romantic when Jungkook says he's too kinky.

Jimin: Yeah, he's actually both.

Seokjin:

Jimin:

Jimin: I mean, how would I know? I don't know how Yoongi's like in bed.

Jimin: But if I would assume

Jimin: He's both

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Seokjin: How do you take your coffee?

Jungkook: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul

Seokjin: [to the cashier] one white chocolate mocha please

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Namjoon: ANyway why are we talking about MY love life? What's going on between you and Yoongi?

Hoseok: Nothing. He's a respected colleague.

Namjoon: [sips drink] Uh huh.

Hoseok: I don't have time to pursue a relationship. Our work's too important to allow any distractions. Yoongi is a remarkable man, he's a valued friend, he's...he's standing right behind me isn't he

Yoongi: Don't let that stop you, keep digging.

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Taehyung: my umbilical cord was a Gucci belt

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y’all i have an art account on instagram @fxddraws so if y’all wanna keep up with whatever the fucc i do you can check on there <3 

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Seokjin: Can you please take out the trash?

Yoongi: Sure. Where do you want to go?

[n3penthe]

Namjoon : What are you doing?

Yoongi : I’m confronting the person who ruined my life.

Namjoon :

Namjoon : You are yelling at the mirror.

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A big mood

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Hoseok: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punch line.

Jimin: Go ahead.

Hoseok: Tooth hurty.

Jimin: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Hoseok: You complete me.

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Jimin: You remind me of the ocean.

Yoongi: Explain.

Jimin: So fucking salty.

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I’m so sorry I have not posted in forever! I am now on spring break so I’ll probably work on posting more regularly. To those of you who told me I could always queue posts, I just get confused with those ^^;  I’m sorry again!

I think I may need to add another admin to this blog so the acc isn’t so barren. Would you guys like that?

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Flavour - Namjin

I know I keep doing university!au thingies but that’s what my mind is on rn because I’ve been focused on getting into uni, so that’s what I’m writing haha.

Disclaimer: THIS IDEA IS NOT MINE. I’m basing this oneshot on this post by the account @shitbtssays (a really good account you should follow js). I have asked for permission to use it and thankfully I was allowed, so I’m not stealing anything don’t worry haha. I know that it says Jimin on the post but the oneshot idea I had just kind of fit with Namjin and I wanted to write a Namjin thing anyway don’t fight me pls I’m soft thank you. But yeah, I’m really grateful that I’m able to use it! Anyways, enjoy! <3

Description: Namjoon sits on the same bench every day to watch a beautiful Culinary Arts major eat food. Seokjin eats food outside every day in the hopes of catching eyes with Bench Boy, who sits on the bench on the opposite side of the courtyard.

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Y’all someone actually based a beautiful one shot on one of my posts brb crying

On a serious note, this is absolutely beautiful and captures the themes of sadness plus reassurance so exquisitely, I honestly feel enlightened just by reading this. I don’t usually read fanfics myself, I’m more of a poetry kind of person, but after reading this, i may want to start reading more of this person’s work. The language is just wonderful and I highly suggest anyone reading this right now to go read it, and consider following this person’s work because it really is outstanding. 

I’m honestly just honoured to have someone this skilled following my lame-ass page so thank you for simply following me lmao

Anyways, signing off. Regular posts will be made once I start my regular school schedule, and thank you for keeping up with this page! Love you all alot <3

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Yoongi: I’m gonna take you out.

Seokjin: Okay! It’s a date!

Yoongi: I meant that as a threat.

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Bangtan: And now for a gay update from Got7.

Got7: Getting gayer

Bangtan: Thank you got7 and now to the weather-

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Valentine's day

Hoseok: love is in the air!

Yoongi, spraying a can of Febreze and holding his shirt over his nose: not anymore.