Sh*t Heard in Stone

We live in Stone. Here are some of the things we've heard.

[shitheardinstone]

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Kiss me under the milky twilight... This song is great. Off-beats. 1-2-1-2...

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To be honest, the Doppler effect is showing an 80% chance of precip. Lots of precip. Maybe some compensation.

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Oh my god he always has a girl he's using, and she's with him right now so he's probably using her right...now!

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I wanna l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes!

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It was tasteful. It tasted...less.

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I didn't really know Homegirl, but Homegirl was DRUNKKKKK

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We're gonna have a blunt rolling contest!

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Dude, I don't want to hug you while you're peeing!

Some bro to another bro, as the unmistakable sound of a male peeing is happening

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I haven't eaten anything in over two hours

[shitheardinstone]

Visitor: See, that's why I'm SUCH a Gemini!

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You KNOW Ernest Hemingway must have hated F. Scott Fitzgerald for like, you know, writing The Great Gatsby. 

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An editor-in-chief: "A LOT OF LIBRARY."

[shitheardinstone]

"Oooohhhheeehahahahhaa neerrrddddyyyy!!!"

Porch bros

[wanderlust-full-blog]

A Poem to Denison Internet

Elusive creature of connection Hot and cold, up and down Corner of the library Flashes of productivity  Established connection Just kidding Taking things slow I’m usually okay with But today I need it fast Please don’t stop.

[shitheardinstone]

Dear boys who live above us,

We wish we were at your river dancing party upstairs. That fiddle is really flaming. Love, Us

[shitheardinstone]

A pious one

Resident 1: You don't know how to say Yahweh? It's Jewish...

Resident 2 (half-Jewish): NO it's not! It's African!