I told people an ex-co-workers baby died in my dream last night. Nobody sat with me at lunch. #Winning

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@shitididatwork
I told people an ex-co-workers baby died in my dream last night. Nobody sat with me at lunch. #Winning
Wearing smart clothes on casual Friday to get that well-deserved promotion
I was thinking more… Corporate. Bitesize. Snapshot.
The client, just now.
Caught Slacking
Walking back from the printer before a meeting. I catch Senior management’s computer screen out the corner of my eye as I rush by, displaying a Buzzfeed article on David Bowie. “Nawww, is he still dead?”
OWNED.
Being told to educate the rest of the marketing department on how to take professional photos
Me: ...if they want professional photography, there are thousands of professional photographers looking for work-
Boss: Can you just do it?
Me: **Sigh**
I held workshops throughout the coming weeks. Step 1 was holding an imaginary camera and assessing their composure.
Me: Cameras are like guns! If you don't know what you're doing. You. Will. Get. Hurt.
Composition lesson 101 - I made a everyone make a square with their hands to look through.
Me: Oh guys, guys. Stop what you're doing. Look at Jen's composition of this paper cup. I want everyone to huddle round and see what she's seen
Phil: This is ridiculous, can we not just use our phones and look at the composition that way?
Me: Oh Phil... Phillip, Phillip, Phillip. You were doing so well.
Ending the training with a graduation ceremony and made everyone stand up...
Me: Unfortunately, our Dean of the 'Professional Photography School For Companies With No Budget' could not be here today, so here is a short video message to say congratulations...
It was me.
Crawling around the office on all fours and pretending to be a cat, because I was trying to pitch how good it would be if we got a cat for the office.
Ending the workday by singing a ‘closing theme song’ to the rest of the office, and asking everyone to pick if they would like a ‘sitcom’ song or a ‘serious drama’ song.
Telling everyone in the office that I was now the CEO of the company, and that we would be merging with Fitness First to become a gym. Then asking our intern to start selling our computer equipment so we can ‘make room for the exercise equipment’. I continued this for the entire day. We are a software company.
Wearing my sunglasses at my desk whilst working because I look wealthier.