Shitipatown Headcanons

Hello Hello Hello!!! This is just a place for me to put all of my South Park Headcanons, and, maybe, occasionally something else. My ask box is always open for absolutely anything! Don't be shy!

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SP Headcanon: Occasionally Butters still dresses up as Marjorine, and hangs out with the girls at the mall. None of the guys know this, and Clyde, Pete, and Token have crushes on her!

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SP Headcannon: Thanks to Paris Hilton Butters likes to dress up as animals, and may or may not have a furry kink. 😈

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SP Headcanon: Michael (the tall goth) has lucky pink socks that he only wears when he’s dancing.

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Future Jobs! Stan - Office Worker Kyle - Lawyer (like his dad) Kenny - Head of Police Force Butters - Stan’s Boss Cartman - CEO of Stan and Butters

That’s great!! Must suck for Butters though with Cartman as his boss. I really like Kyle following in his dads footsteps, and Kenny being head of the police force. I kinda see Cartman always breaking little laws, and Kenny catching him! 😂

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Damien opens a flower shop when he’s older.

I absolutely love that!!💗💗💗 and

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Kyle still remembers their "Elementary School Musical" dance, and taught it to Ike when he got served.

Happy Birthday Kyle Broflovski! 💛

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Kylie-B has a huge crush on Henrietta. He knows the Jersey Girl type all too well, and likes it. But, he's rarely seen the Brooding Goth Girl type, and he loves it.

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One year for Halloween the boys (Eric, Kenny, Stan, and Kyle) went as the Heathers and Veronica. Eric was Heather Chandler, Kyle was Heather Duke, Kenny was Heather Mcnamara, and Stan was Veronica. They later decided to host an all male production of the musical play, partially to spite Wendy, who went as JD.

That one is kinda long, but I re-watched Heathers, and thought this could work.

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SP Headcannon: Firkle, the kinder goth, is a huge fan of the creek fanart, and draws his own yaoi art of Raven (goth Stan), and Michael.

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A video captured after everyone had left the house for the day.

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I’m gonna go cry thanks

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SP Headcanon: Michael, Pete, and Wendy used to be the best of friends, and occasionally Michael and Pete still get a little protective of Wendy (like in The Breast Cancer Show Ever).

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SP Headcanon: Craig once dressed his guinea pig as Tweek for Halloween.

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SP Headcanon #2:

Butters got buff. Butters still loves his dad, of course, and he always will. But he got 😷 of him bullying him, abusing him, belittling him; He thought that if he got bigger, stronger, had more of a presence that it’d stop. That his dad would 👀 he couldn’t push him around anymore. And it worked. He didn’t necessarily hide the reason behind his decision, but he didn’t like to talk about it y’know? But if someone asked about it he wouldn’t avoid the question he’d just tell them his dad used to pick on him a lot. He would never say abused. Never.

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SP Headcanon #1: Every Picture Day Ike hides Kyles hat so he has to either suck it up or improvise.