Shit my GF says when gaming

This here fancy blog contains retellings of what my girlfriend says during game sessions. Lately I refer to her as A and to myself as M. She started out as quite the novice in games but she's learning extremely quickly! I'm... I'm so proud. Occasionally we'll also express some of our personal views, many times it'll have to do with games but with entertainment media as a whole as well.

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Resting faces

"Ander's resting face looks like he's super skeptic to everything I do, like he's just standing there and judging me. Nathaniels resting face looks more like a sad puppy's, "gimme a hug" it says."

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"OH NOPE, NOPE, NOPE"

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"Nope, I don't wanna"

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"The darkspawn congaline of death"

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*After hearing the Avvar statue*

"He sounds like a Russian"

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*Nathaniel says something about Anders being an obvious mage in those robes*

"As do I with my pimped out walking stick"

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"Pile of Filth, we meet again"

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"That's the most athletic thief I've ever seen"

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"Is the view really that more interesting than ME?"

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"Damnit, why doesn't this empty back-alley not have anything of interest? I was expecting something of interest!"

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"Dear Chantry members, I have come here today to announce that Mages are now the Supreme rulers of... Everything"

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"Oh yay for using shit stereotypes where the men are these awesome killing machines but crap at simple household stuff and have the wife do it for them"

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"Why would anyone fork a tree?"

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"Call-o-doody"

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"Are they... ashamed, don't want to be seen with me or something?"

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"Ah yes, Count Chocula!"

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A: *manical giggling*

M: What is it with you and imprisoning people?