incorrect naruto quotes

hi im snow | sasuke supports gay rights

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naruto: i like my women how i like my men

naruto: thats it thats the joke

naruto:

naruto: im bisexual

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naruto: *does one push up*

naruto: i could END madara

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naruto: kakashi how do i get in a relationship

kakashi: just be yourself

naruto, break dancing in front of every person he sees: this isnt working

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naruto: i got the birthday cake!!

sakura: it says happy 25th birthday samantha

naruto: ...fuck hes gonna be 18 isnt he

sakura: his name is sasuke

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tsunade: sakura's snacks are organic

jiraiya: that's nice. naruto eats candy off the floor

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kakashi: tHATS IT you're all grounded

kakashi: naruto no ramen

kakashi: sakura no hanging out with ino

kakashi: and sasuke,,,, is there even anything you love

sasuke: revenge

kakashi: no vengeance for you

sasuke: i was gonna say "i'll get you for this" but i guess that's off the table

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I would like to use one of your incorrect quotes as a prompt, if that's ok with you.

yeah thats totally fine! none of these quotes are mine anyways skhjdf

send me a link once you’re done :D

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kakashi: don't worry, i've got a few kunai up my sleeves

sakura: i think you mean cards

kakashi, pulling out three kunai from his sleeves: i do not

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sakura: so how are things

naruto: oh things are good!

sai, narrating: things were not good

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sasuke: im gonna suck the life out of you tonight you have no idea

naruto: you suck the life out of everything you're depressed

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naruto: you ever wish you could block people in real life

sakura: restraining order

sasuke: murder

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kakashi: i have the sharpest memory. name one time i forgot something

sasuke: you left me in the parking lot three weeks ago

kakashi: i did that on purpose

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sakura: what time is it

naruto: [looks at the microwave with 52 seconds left on it]

naruto: 52? fuck its late

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sasuke: whats the name of the blonde guy who lives two blocks down

kiba: his dogs' names are kurama and gamakichi

sasuke: that is not what i asked

kiba: that is the information i have

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[3 am]

naruto: why are any of us here, really?

zoo security guard: i'm asking about YOU, specifically

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[naruto as a medic]

patient: i fell-

naruto: from heaven? lol

patient: no i actually fell-

naruto: in love with me the moment you saw me?

patient: my arm is brokem

naruto: do you think im good looking be honest

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sakura: put some sunscreen on

naruto: nah im the hokage i dont need that

sakura:

sakura: you think you're stronger than the sun?

naruto:

sakura: the fucking sun?