naruto: i like my women how i like my men
naruto: thats it thats the joke
naruto:
naruto: im bisexual
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@shitnarutosays
naruto: i like my women how i like my men
naruto: thats it thats the joke
naruto:
naruto: im bisexual
naruto: *does one push up*
naruto: i could END madara
naruto: kakashi how do i get in a relationship
kakashi: just be yourself
naruto, break dancing in front of every person he sees: this isnt working
naruto: i got the birthday cake!!
sakura: it says happy 25th birthday samantha
naruto: ...fuck hes gonna be 18 isnt he
sakura: his name is sasuke
tsunade: sakura's snacks are organic
jiraiya: that's nice. naruto eats candy off the floor
kakashi: tHATS IT you're all grounded
kakashi: naruto no ramen
kakashi: sakura no hanging out with ino
kakashi: and sasuke,,,, is there even anything you love
sasuke: revenge
kakashi: no vengeance for you
sasuke: i was gonna say "i'll get you for this" but i guess that's off the table
I would like to use one of your incorrect quotes as a prompt, if that's ok with you.
yeah thats totally fine! none of these quotes are mine anyways skhjdf
send me a link once you’re done :D
kakashi: don't worry, i've got a few kunai up my sleeves
sakura: i think you mean cards
kakashi, pulling out three kunai from his sleeves: i do not
sakura: so how are things
naruto: oh things are good!
sai, narrating: things were not good
sasuke: im gonna suck the life out of you tonight you have no idea
naruto: you suck the life out of everything you're depressed
naruto: you ever wish you could block people in real life
sakura: restraining order
sasuke: murder
kakashi: i have the sharpest memory. name one time i forgot something
sasuke: you left me in the parking lot three weeks ago
kakashi: i did that on purpose
sakura: what time is it
naruto: [looks at the microwave with 52 seconds left on it]
naruto: 52? fuck its late
sasuke: whats the name of the blonde guy who lives two blocks down
kiba: his dogs' names are kurama and gamakichi
sasuke: that is not what i asked
kiba: that is the information i have
[3 am]
naruto: why are any of us here, really?
zoo security guard: i'm asking about YOU, specifically
[naruto as a medic]
patient: i fell-
naruto: from heaven? lol
patient: no i actually fell-
naruto: in love with me the moment you saw me?
patient: my arm is brokem
naruto: do you think im good looking be honest
sakura: put some sunscreen on
naruto: nah im the hokage i dont need that
sakura:
sakura: you think you're stronger than the sun?
naruto:
sakura: the fucking sun?