Shit Norm Does

Norm is my dad. He has a pond in his basement. He claims to be the original inventor of the recycling box. He sells bird-friendly coffee. He's neat.

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Norm's cucumbers!

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Norm rescues a young kid who flipped his canoe in the middle of the lake! Then gives him a few paddling lessons.

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Norm wears a mean bow tie!

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Norm captures a mini turtle, puts it in a cup and takes him to visit the fairy village. A successful day in retirement.

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Norm heats his pool with his outdoor wood furnace so his family doesn’t get cold entering the pool.(Yes, that’s Norm’s wife there…lucky guy)

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Norm cleans up after dinner.

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Norm knows geese "really well." "Why fence them in? 'I don’t want them all walking to Windsor,' said North (jokingly?)."

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Norm does a great goose round up in two days!

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“I don’t need a plate. I just rummage around the garden and eat my vegetables.”

- Norm

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Papa (that’s Norm)/Abigail alone time. Papa: “Maybe we’ll see a racoon now that we’re facing the forest, Abigail.” Abigail: “That’s silly Papa. Racoons are nocturnal.”

Proudest moment of his life.

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#Chillaxing.

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“Me The North” - Norm asked the lady at the t-shirt store to turn the ‘W’ upside down before pressing it.

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He hays.

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Yup. Chickens and a rooster in the basement. Norm's newest project.

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“First egg laid on my way home.” - Norm, re: his new chickens

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Sitting by the campfire one night before his daughter's wedding … “Hey Linda, why don’t we build a picnic table and get your guests to etch their names into it?” …. Perfect idea, Norm.

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Norm painted hopscotch complete with rainbow at the top (labelled ‘heaven’). There’s a Pot of Gold - spray-painted gold pennies.