Shit Parente Says.

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Is that for me? (points to coffee) I assumed it had liquor in it... maybe next time.

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PARENTE-GRAM

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Now that Obama says its ok, you don't have to be afraid.

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Sikhs carry a dagger because it is hard to get on a plane with a sword these days.

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Why hassle with the Democrats and Republicans when you can just move to Cuba and have the best healthcare in the world

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I have to show my photo ID every time I get a DUI... what is wrong here? 

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"Maybe Occupy Wall Street will take up the Gherao movement"

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I was so mad that I stabbed Father Sweeney to death with a ballpoint pen. 

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There is so much strange gendering going on now.

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I guess I just started early today... What am I doing wrong?

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"Little Creep"

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"Its the alcohol that keeps me going"

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"TRY NOT TO UPSET MY PACEMAKER!"

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"I risked my life xeroxing this! Gemma was standing there with a shotgun!"

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(Answers Text Message in Class) "Its Michelle, she says Barack is beating her again"

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You know how some people count sheep and they jump over fences?... I count French presidential candidates as they jump to the second round