𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐒 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐒
— in which your teenage daughter's friend is over and says something about your husband that is absolutely absurd.
warnings: suggestive?? alcohol mentions
you were making dinner in the kitchen and the two girls are in the living room, just in your line of perspective.
seungcheol walks in. he had just been at the gym and had a tight ass shirt on. could literally them tiddies GAH DAYUM😩 and you were trying not to stare because uM, two little girls right there
but the way your daughter's friend goes: "damn..." as cheol walks past makes the grip of the milk carton in your hand tighten as your eyes scrutinize her.
cheol didn't hear but you were ready to THROW hands at that girl.
JEONGHAN
mans was doing taxes or some random paperwork on the dining table and you were watching tv. the house was v much open-planned, so when your daughter and her friend came out, you could see them in the open space.
her friend stops and looks at jeonghan, taking notice of him.
"oh mr. jeonghan, you look good in glasses."
jeonghan looks up from the paper and the first thing this mf does is look at your reaction.
to catch the face that screamed "the audacity—" and you did. the tv remote in your hand dropped to your lap, thoughts and curses flying around your head. it shouldn't be like that. she was just a child that didn't know any better—BUT TO MF FLIRT WITH YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU TF??? SO WHAT IF SHE'S 16? THE INSOLENCE AND IN FRONT OF YOU? LIKE THAT'S YOURS? HELLO?
jeonghan looked back at the girl, calmly, no reaction and said to her: "thanks. my wife picked it for me."
i have a feeling he wouldn't even know
i feel like joshua would just be like "awww! thanks!" and all that sweet stuff when your daughter's friend compliments his outfit. he would think that it was a genuine compliment and continue to converse with the girl more about what he should wear.
and LAUGHS? when she says that she would help him style outfits.
you would just be sitting there, glaring and your daughter was glaring too.
joshua would then look at you confused because why are you glaring at him? did he do something wrong?
you explained it to him later and he was like: "WHAT?"
joshua would then get why you were glaring and tease you for it. "she's just a little girl. why are you getting jealous of her?"
then you would get mad at him and he would come behind you and be like: "i'm horny though."
SHEESH😩😩 GIRL YOU GETTING IT GOOD
JUN
he wouldn't know too. he'd be like "huh? why is she complimenting me? is something funny? someone explain."
and then he would ask his daughter abt it later and she'd explain that her friend was literally trying to flirt with him and he was too dumb to realise.
"nO wEn JuNhUi i dIDnT NOtICe. DUMBASS OF COURSE I NOTICED THAT A TEENAGE GIRL WAS HORNY FOR YOU!"
jun actually tries to argue and actuate that the girl was probs just complimenting him and you were taking it a little too far.
this was not the first time another female had thrown herself at your husband and you and your daughter were sick of it.
so when he finishes his election speech, you go:
soonyoung is a famous dancer and your daughter's friend is a bit of a big fan.
and they're sitting in the living room discussing something when you walk in.
"and a private lesson is how much?" she asks him.
"private lesson? i don't do them, sorry." he answered her. "if you would prefer—"
"but i can pay more if you like. i just think being in a room with someone as good-looking alone as you would make my dancing better."
you try not to show it because of how much you are used to it and hoshi looks back at you nervously chuckling.
"gee, sorry kid. i only do private dance lessons with my wife and those are exclusively for her."
WONWOO
I CANNOT GET OVER ABOUT HOW THIS MAN WILL AGE LIKE FINE WINE. LIKE THAT ONE AUDIO: "YES DADDY"
MHM MHM THAT WAS ME SAYING THAT
ok ok i'm going to stop fangirling.
dude had glasses on and was doing some expensive paperwork or smth and this girl went up to him and TOUCH his face.
and then she was all cool like "oh sorry you had something on your face."
wonwoo is quiet. we all know that, so he's like: "thank you." politely, even though, lwk he's like wtf?
and he looks at you as if asking "wifey, you seeing this shit?" and you're just like nodding because this girl has some great disrespect.
long story short: that girl never came over again
WOOZI
"I WOULD TRADE MY SOUL TO BE WITH YOUR DAD."
two drunk teenagers that would be in severe punishments.
it was like this the past five minutes—continous perverted thoughts reeling from the mouth of your daughter's friend. and you would be sitting on the passenger's seat, trying to endure this shit as woozi drove.
they were at a party that you said no to but your daughter still decided to go :D
so now you were here trying to think up a punishment when this other girl was literally talking about how hot your husband was.
until your daughter accidentally slapped her in the face, causing her to get knocked out.
"god. don't let that girl come over again." — woozi
part 2 coming soon!
