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this is just like that smiths song

miles morales is something that can actually be so personal

#fr tho first time ive ever seen a black male character get babygirlified by fans #seeing fanart of him is so healing #spiderman atsv

dawnchaser

Best Dreamworks movie? (Out of these)

Prince of Egypt

Road to El Dorado

Shrek

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

Madagascar

Kung Fu Panda

How to Train Your Dragon

Megamind

Rise of the Guardians

Trolls

Voting ended onMar 31, 2023

#these results are fucking insane to me #spirit beating kung fu panda AND road to el dorado is unimaginable #anyone voting trolls was just voting for shits and giggles #shrek being runner up....#i have to assume its cause people like the idea of shrek and his pop culture influence more than they like the actual movie #rise of the guardians being in the bottom three is INSANE #average megamind w

ufonaut

THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE BRUCE CHARACTERISATION

tiktoksthataregood-ish

mammutblog

you guys i finally finished the batfam wuxia/xianxia ensemble

“no metas in gotham” sect leader batman says as he desperately tries to keep this a wuxia show and not a xianxia

mikkeneko

“when MY poor little meow meow commits atrocities it’s just because All Of The Pain He Has Wrongfully Suffered, the things he does are not great but it’s 100% totes understandable and the fans who are standing up for him are So Compassionate And Just for being able to see past his wrongs to his True Good Nature. but when YOUR irredeemable monster of a blorbo does wrong things it is only because they are Inherently Bad, and fans who defend THEM are only doing so because they are dumb, deluded or maybe secretly abusers” is one of my least favorite flavors of discourse

mikkeneko

or in other words

piratewithvigor

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

#9

himejoshikomaeda

being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it's super embarrassing. if you're a sub you can be like "ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<" and it's kind of endearing. if you're a dom and you say "i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today .." and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there's no coming back from that

dogateer

Who the fuck takes their boss to meet their grandparents whilst on vacation? Spock! That’s who

bookshavepores

cicadaland

campyvillain

me and the mutuals

tea-and-secrets

Not sure if it was an autism thing or intrusive thoughts thing, but when at work i keep subconsuinly thinking about plans to rob the place. in my head i would map out camera blindspots, would try to peek to see the comination of our safe, take notes how our storage room was stocked and when. it was fun to do. never did anything with this information, only stole minor stuff nobody would even care about like ketchup packets or sauces.

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#anon is being a little too real rn #did this the entire time I work in retail #i didn't even hate my job #I'd be doing the little mindless silly tasks and be planning in great detail how I'd rob the store #the plan to be clear was: i work a morning shift. i leave early. three hours before close i come back through the regular entrance #at that point the people who opened with me are gone #the mids are still there but its easy enough to convince them im a mid too #i hide the stockroom. theres several but i know which ones are rarely entered and who should have access to them.#im in the stock for a few hours. maybe listening to a podcast? having some fun?#stockrooms are not swept during the closing shift im chilling #after everyone has left i emerge. stockroom opening and closing doesnt trigger the alarm system (got left in one once)#i dont go for the money. that is alarm locked #i go for merchandise on the floor. polo and levi its expensive and moves quickly #i take all the sensors off #i put the sensors in the sensor bin. covering my tracks so they wont realize theyre short merchandise until inventory. ill be gone then.#i leave through the interior exit. the exit is alarm locked but the sliders are slightly off the tracks so they never close completely #rendering the alarm lock useless #i continue this grift once a month. i right after the holidays so im not present when theyre taking inventory.#i dont need to be there. ive made more in my grift than i have actually working. working was just my cover up.#anyway loved my job and my mindless little tasks

internet-sentences

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

I know I’ve already reblogged this but I thought it was worth mentioning that medicine covering for racial violence is nothing new

gunsandfireandshit

Let’s not forget how black people who pursued civil rights were diagnosed as schizophrenic

https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2010-02544-000

nyabbycat

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

darfichihrenhundstreicheln

hollyhock13

Except this time…Mom’s home

closet-keys

I need people to stop condemning something because it is "criminal" and start asking "is it harmful?"

I need people to stop condemning something because it is "deviant" and start asking "is it harmful?"

I need people to stop assigning notions of criminality and deviance to harm, and start asking "how do we prevent harm? how do we mitigate it? what do those harmed need to be safe and heal? how can we support these processes?"

sevdrag

apple bottom jeans — this is a reference to the apple that was eaten from the forbidden tree of Eden

boots with the fur — this references the way Adam and Eve had to clothe their nakedness once they had eaten from the Tree

the whole club was lookin’ at her — traditionally it is Eve’s fault for succumbing to the temptation, and most scholars blame her and future women for original sin

she hit the floor — this is a reference to the snake, who was cursed to crawl in the dust

next thing you know — the Lord immediately responded to kick them out of the Garden of Eden

shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low — this represents the way humanity fell from grace and gave in to temptation, and was repelled from the garden

smolalienbee

well then, random tumblr user, you will be happy to know that he did, in fact, see it

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