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I don't wanna

God peaked when he made me. And then he died. I'm the new God.

I'm so angry. I'm not an angry person. Trauma has turned me to anger now that I finally know (believe) what he did was wrong. I was 5, he manipulated me, he acts like he's different. He's exactly the same.

I was 18, I was barely 18 and he decided I could be his punching bag. But it was going to be something vaguely acceptable because he would frame it as kink, not abuse.

I'm 23, they don't get to touch me anymore. But one is my brother, the other was my fiance. I'm so angry.

#angry #trauma #he ruined my life

This really becoming a problem lol. I picked it back up 3 days ago and I've played like 14 hours. I don't even have a functioning brain for 14 hours.

#sims 4 #sim4istakingoverallmyfreetime

madame-helen

markscherz

Hey followers, there are >8000 more of you since @owlet's post went viral.

Here's a frog as a thank-you.

An undescribed species, Boophis sp. aff. elenae

shitpostingstuffilike

I am naming my first born child Boophis. Or maybe just myself.

charlesoberonn

One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

shitpostingstuffilike

I'm not crying you're crying

creekfiend

additional toad photos. photoads. toadtos

thatdisasterauthor

A BEAR ATE MY BEST HUMMINGBIRD FEEDER.

Rude.

gallusrostromegalus

Someone tell that bear he's not supposed to eat that with the skin on.

meanderingorange

I live in South Africa. And if you live in South Africa and you have any contact with people from the US or Canada you might have run into a question about wildlife like lions and elephants roaming our streets. Most South Africans get pretty offended by questions like this. We are a civilized country, our large and dangerous wildlife gets contained in properly fenced parks.

I use to get offended by this until I visited a few places in Canada and realized that the reason why you ask is that some of your large and dangerous wildlife does simply roam the countryside and sometimes make excursions into town.

This honestly blew my mind. What do you mean, you have bears just walking around? What the hell?

roach-works

north americans don't all encounter deadly megafauna on our porches and front lawns but it happens often enough that we all think this is a reasonable amount of gigantic animal to happen to your house. so when we think of africa we kinda imagine it like this:

like. if we had elephants here. this is what we would be putting up with on the regular. what do you mean you guys are more sensible than us.

shitpostingstuffilike

I laughed way too hard at this whole post.

#im crying

theshitpostcalligrapher

final commission of the backlog

okay here's one of my last pieces before the shop goes into vacation mode:

markscherz

🐸🚨New Frog Just Dropped!🚨🐸

Meet the ✨Most Beautiful Tree Frog✨, Guibemantis pulcherrimus, a new species described by my colleagues and me in the journal Zootaxa this week. The scientific name 'pulcherrimus' literally means 'most beautiful'. It's a close relative of Guibemantis pulcher (just 'beautiful', ha!), but has more little spots and less pronounced lateral blotches. It's found in the northeast of Madagascar, where it lives in Pandanus screw-palms.

shitpostingstuffilike

What a little gentleman

#he would hold the door open for me #gentleman

I wanna do all the things at once, but I can't do all the things at once, and now I'm mad about it.

I want to have 5 bodies with which to accomplish tasks and then just morph into a larger me at the end of the night so that I have all the memories.

Why do I only have one body with which to accomplish all the things!!??

#why am i only one human being #more time please

vanillacherie

Shrek doodles 🧅💚🌻

shitpostingstuffilike

I love Shrek. I would marry Shrek.

#shrek #i would literally marry shrek if i could #shrek is a sad man and deserves love

aristoteliancomplacency

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?