Shit Posts for Riley

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[viejospellejos]

Cuando se te acaban las ideas

[anxietyproblem]

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[cold-autumn-sky-deactivated2021]

I love how he pops out of the nest and looks around like “hey babe… babe? Where r u… Babe? I… I have a problem”

[ladydorian05]

Can’t let this addition get lost in the tags:

[teenscoolest]

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[studentlifeproblems]

[fleetwoodsushi]

I cannot get over this omfg

[charaah]

Kinda the same thing ain’t it?!

[studentlifeproblems]

[thememedaddy]

Me_irl

[tikkety-tok]

Charge!

[impiusangelus]

The chicken knocking down the camera makes this 100% better

[memewhore]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Digital witchery

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[knottahooker]

Both the narrator and the person on the screen are the same person, which makes it even better XD