Roommate sayings

The words of roommates.. You know those 2am weird dances and ridiculous quotes? All right here

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True love

*RM1 texts Rm2* "I miss your farts" -"AHHH MAN THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER SAID TO ME"

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Construction

“I smell food.. Or construction..” -“eh?” “Too hungry to tell the difference”

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Ayyyy it's college

1: "you could literally use 'ayyy it's college' as an excuse for anything" 2: "example?" 1: "eating too much food? - ayyy it's college" 1: "being irresponsible with money? - ayyy it's college" 2: "going to hell and meeting satan? - ayyy it's college" 1: "uhm.." 2: "AYYY IT'S COLLEGE"

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Food query

"If cheese go moldy does it have more or less nutrition?" - "does it matter" "No" -"K make me whatever you're having" "K"

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Dancing round 1

RM1: * dances something between the funky chicken, swedish polka , duck dancing and twerking *

RM2 : * same thing backwards *

RM1 : "This is great cardio!"

RM2 : "THIS IS GREAT IF YOU ARE CONSTIPATED AND DON'T WANNA BE ANYMORE"

RM1 : *lets out tiny toot-fart*

RM2 : *dies of laughter*