[dr-gaytorius]

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

[dr-gaytorius]

[shaking, pale, clammy, on the verge of passing out from shock] please canyuou put your fwngers in it

[guerrillatech]

[toastbutteregg]

[awwww-cute]

[shits-n-gigs94]

venmo: @es130081

Money me, money now, please

[shits-n-gigs94]

Ughh grad school is expensive. Who will please help me out and send a few bucks my way?

[shits-n-gigs94]

I can’t quite explain how but tumblr just gets me

[cyrus-swag]

thinkin bout this post

[meowsapow]

[fuzzpup]

Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut

[thebootydiaries]

[piosplayhouse]

Shoutout to everyone who has died and come back sluttier each time

[faithdeans]

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

[beroyas]

i am begging

[02nd]

[missamerican-pie]

[vrumblr]

Yeah we did and it slapped

[excitementshewrote]