Shit Soccer Commentators Say

the beautiful game.

[rhiakuwela]

We had to make this final effort for Tito. We know that he is already at home. We needed this victory and we dedicate it to him and his family. We miss him very much

Xavi Hernandez, FC Barcelona v. Valladolid 12/22/12

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How do you measure somebody that could balance a balloon in a wind tunnel on a needle? Because Messi could do that.

Ray Hudson, 60’ FC Barcelona v. Valladolid 12/22/12, on Messi’s goal

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E equals MC squared and M stands for Messi. Look at that touch. The finish, is measured. The reference point, argh, he absolutely emasculates Sereno.

Ray Hudson, 60’ FC Barcelona v. Valladolid 12/22/12, on Messi’s goal

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Not a dynamite finish by Lionel this, more like Napoleon Dynamite with that right leg, not quite right.

Ray Hudson, 57' FC Barcelona v. Valladolid 12/22/12, on Messi's missed shot

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Soccer Memes

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my friend Kendall just got these.. so jelly

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Soccer Memes

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Ali Krieger still dares to dream: Hopes of playing in Olympics ended with knee injury

"For the past 22 weeks, she has treated the rehabilitation process like a full-time job, working with trainers at FFC Frankfurt from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday, to build strength and flexibility in her leg while also maintaining cardiovascular fitness."

damn impressive. now thats commitment right there

Ali Krieger still dares to dream: Hopes of playing in Olympics ended with knee injury

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carli_lloyd10

Spain vs Japan Men's game.

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How many times have we seen that? A John Terry goal from a Frank Lampard corner. Time and time again.

commentator on John Terry's 32' goal, MLS All-Stars v. Chelsea FC 07.25.12

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And this is just something you cannot teach, sniffing out balls in the 18.

Commentator about Wondolowski's 21' goal, MLS All-Stars v. Chelsea FC 07.25.12

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so sick

[youandyourfudge]

And Wondo scores!!

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And it appears there is going to be some dirty laundry aired...

Commentator, MLS All Stars vs. Chelsea FC, 07.25.12, 19'

[fckyeahmls]

Torres scoring on us would be the worst possible thing to ever happen

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Kudos to MLS marketing.

[youandyourfudge]

The MLS All-Star roster is so fucking dirty.