Shit Stankly Says

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fun with english

Stankly: dickbutt

Me: its so weird to be typing a work email and then have dickbutt pop up lol

Stankly: but y tho

Me: I mean....

Stankly: oh i get it

cause english isnt your first language

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fun with grammar

Stankly: what do you think of the word bitch?

Stanky: follow up question; what do you think of the word? BITCH

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I moved in with some new roommates ,..

Stankly: have you had a threesome yet

Stankly: 4 some?

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it;s time

Stankly: the act of lovemaking to myself doesnt make me tired

staying up late to do it did

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house wish lists

Stankly: but if you had a roof deck you wouldnt need things

roof deck garden

and chicken coop

Me: goats

Stankly: yeah

but then goats attract chupacabra

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previously he stockpiled tuna fish in cans

Stankly:

yo at my new house

here

in cali

i have stockpile of canned bread

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tag line for a reality show

Stankly: we should be on that show doomsday preppers. and our background would be, "they like to joke about zombie apocalypses, but both refuse to admit they're not joking"

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re: King of the Hill

Stankly: i love this show and i hate you with equal passion

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somtimes.....

Stankly: ....I stand in front of the toilet and say, "Pee peepeepeepee pee, pee pee pee." Until I start to pee. It helps.

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have you ever..... #1

Stankly:....talked to yourself in an Arnold Schwarznegar voice? Sometimes I do. It feels good.

Me: No but have you ever tslked to yourself in a devil voice? I do it helps me avoid temptation

Stankly: I don't recall but I don't think I have. The reason being that when I talk to myself I am usually alone and if I talked to myself in a Devil voice alone I would be scared for the following reasons; Devil voice is just plain scary hearing, Devil voice also it hard to whisper to yourself with and people may overhear, Devil voice invited demons and Devils into your life and if you speak in Devil voice what if a REAL Devil voice answers you? For those reasons I do not like to speak in Devil voice to myself.

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annnnnnnd we're back

Stankly: again, i'm unfamiliar with women in a sexual way

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Ferns ask weird questions

Stankly: lol

Stankly: do you eat skin

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Stan is moving to CA. He is not there yet.

Stankly: almost to nv Elko nv.

Stankly: Legal whores

me: omg go go ogooooo

Stankly: Its tge real reason i left

me: lol

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i'm not hungry anymore

me: what are you doing

Stankly: jerkin

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chatting at work :?

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Stankly got a new phone