The sneeze sleaze, Ferv

●Millenial (1993) | Snz/kink/whump blog | 🔞 only● ●Happily taken | ● No interest in flirting● Open to getting DMs!● SnzTuber who does all manner of snz/snz adjacent WAVs/ASMR. I love to write sickfics, try my hand at snz art (traditional medium), and share prompts. My current special interest is Hazbin Hotel. I adore HuskerDust!♡♤ I post when the inspiration strikes and when I have ideas. Find me at: https://www.youtube.com/@fervs.523

[ferv-snz]

Ferv's master post of links!

32 | Snz/whump blog | Minors DNI | LGBTQ+ creator I'm just an elder emo with a fixation on kinks of all kinds. I'm a "cold fucker" and SnzTuber who tries their hand at different snzarios and such to test out my acting and to offer a diverse range of content. I'm interested in whump and hurt/comfort in general, and will likely post some works along those veins as well. Additionally, I enjoy BDSM and hypnosis. All of those things may be posted on this blog. However, the primary focus will be mucophilia (sneeze kink), of course! I'm not interested in emeto whatsoever and am highly emetophobic! In spite of that, though, I'm not completely opposed to it being included for emphasis in certain scenarios. If I'm writing about anything such as intox I very well may include it (though not in too much graphic detail, I'm sure). I enjoy chatting and am not against DMs so long as they're respectful. I enjoy talking about non-snz things, too. I like deep discussion.

Get to know me as a sickie here! Additional, optional info about me here.

My interests/etc.! To help you find content easier I thought I'd do a master post of fanfictions, art, and etc. This is obviously subject to be edited/adjusted as needed! Fanfictions/Drabbles: Hazbin Hotel fics: ● Pride and Humility (Husker/Dust cold fic (Parts 7 - 10 out now!) ● Slippery, Sloshed, and Sneezy (S/ir Pent/ious drunk fic) ● A Fiery but Cozy Date (Husker/Dust sickfic - fever and no sneezing) ● Fond Familiarity (Radio//Dust sickfic) DRAMAtical Murder fics: ● Tenderness Like Tissues (KouAo cold fic) Original fics: ● Of Smoke and Song (perfume and smoke sneezes) Drawings/Sketches/Doodles: ● Coldy An/gel Du/st sketch● Cat dragged in a nasty cold (Husker/Dust sickie doodle)● An/gel Du/st's got a tickle ● An/gel Du/st's got a fever - poor guy! ● R/ocky's got a tickle (Lacka/daisy doodle) ● An/gel Du/st's got a tickle (og version) ● An/gel's got the shivers (feverish doodle) ● V/al/entino's Sweet Pet (whump doodle) Sneeze headcanons: ● An/gel Du/st caregiver headcanons● Hu/sk caregiver headcanons● An/gel Du/st sick headcanons ●If A/ngel had the snz kink (comical) headcanon ● R/ocky Rick/aby sneeze/sick headcanons

Snzario promps/etc.: ● Misc. prompts● Sickfic prompts● Allergy fic prompts● Coffee house cold prompt● 18+ prompt (bound sub sneezes from perfume)● Cozy sick things● Cozy sick things pt.2● Coughing story prompts● Soft, cozy caregiver things ● Checking on your sickie (caretaker story prompt) Snz acting tutorials: ● How to act out a sneeze (part 1)● How to act out a sneeze (part 2) Q&A's with Ferv: ● Coughing/sneezing Q&A ========================================= Non-snz kink content: Whump fiction: ● A/ngel's Own Personal Hell (intox hypno whump story featuring Val/Angel)

[ferv-snz]

An/gel Du/st suffering an itchy head cold, holed up during a snow storm. He's wearing a cozy cardigan and is swathed in a comforter. He's curled up on the couch with his tender, pink nose hidden by a classical romance novel. All too often he sets the book against his stomach because his nose starts running and twitching and he knows he's got no choice but to blow it. His eyes suddenly water out of nowhere and he hitches theatrically until he sneezes. After several instances of having to desperately dash for tissues he's resolved to just keeping the box on his lap. He's been determined to ignore his cold as much as possible, but is failing miserably. He keeps telling Ch/arlie he's fine, but it's unconvincing said in a voice that's more baritone and stuffy than usual. He gets flustered when Hu/sk offers him a hot toddy, having no idea how concerned he and the others are about him. Hu/sk just quietly keeps him company, also reading.

[ferv-snz]

I had beef and barley soup with yeast rolls for dinner. Now my nose is running terribly and is horribly tickly. I feel a flurry of sneezes building up (my singles aren't helping anything) and all I can do is lay here with a tissue at the ready while hitching wildly and with my eyes tearing up. I'm not looking forward to the mess, but I'm desperate to sneeze out some of the gunk from this cold. Hh.. hiihhh...

[ferv-snz]

My nose tickles so badly from this cold...

[ferv-snz]

Self-obs plus snz art/fic inspo for you all

Treating my angrily raw, pink nostrils with moisturizer sadly just made them even more tender. I've been wincing by so much as even looking at my tissues or handkerchief because I know they'll just make them smart even more. I just sneezed, too, and although it was a kittenish one it's got me doing slurpy sniffles... My change-of-weather head colds just make me a snotty mess... I practically erupted with a sneeze earlier (not in a vocal sense but in a spraying one) and it both launched me forward and drenched me. The year just started, but this is definitely shaping up to be the most desperate and sneezy cold. With a winter storm looming, I find myself in the predicament of having a nasty cold and only about half a box of tissues....

Haz//bin fans can apply this to An/gel Du/st since this is the same cold I was coming down with days ago when cos/playing as him. You're welcome. The outfit was leather booty shorts, a pink slitted crop top with the chest fluff spilling out, a pink and white striped cardigan with thin stripes on the body and thicker ones on the sleeves, knit black thigh high socks, black Chelsea boots, an o-ring leather choker, and Valentino’s bonds. I chose magenta lipstick.

[snttyinleather]

When I see spelt out sneezes, spelt out hitches, or sneezes described in A LITTLE too much detail in a " vanilla " fic..

[ferv-snz]

My head is full of snot

[ferv-snz]

This is what it was like when I was sneezing in my An/gel Du/st cos/play, by the way. I figured an audio of how I've been would further fuel the sick An/gel fantasies for you guys. I don't know what's up with me. I've been sneezing my head off since yesterday afternoon, coughing a lot, am very congested, and my forehead and cheeks have been warm. I've been much more fatigued than usual, too, though the fatigue hit suddenly yesterday. I don't know if my allergies are acting up or what the deal is. Do I sound sickish?

[ferv-snz]

I thought you guys would appreciate knowing that I sneezed while cosplaying An/gel Du/st. I was coughing like hell at a point, too. I don't know if I'm coming down with something or what my deal is. But there's a scenario you can enjoy. An/gel having a fit while doing his makeup and vibing to some emo/scene music. It also involved An/gel in the bonds Val/entino keeps him in check with.

[ferv-snz]

I don't mean to be so quiet around here lately. I've been incredibly exhausted and what time hasn't been spent working/doing chores/doing errands has been spent asleep. I haven't really been able to stay awake much these past two weeks. I'm feeling just as burnt-out emotionally, too. I'm still checking my account, but I'm not even doing that as consistently as I used to. I'm not sure what my deal is. I just feel like a zombie and like I'm at a loss and just have no energy.

[ferv-snz]

Full of New Year's sneezes

My nose is ridiculously itchy and my temperature is 99.8.

[ferv-snz]

I've been sneezing so much today. I've lost track of how many times I've sneezed through the day. The sneezes have been so itchy and messy. I've been burning through my tissues. I'm just really snotty today. My body is still trying to get me to sleep more. I've been fussy and resistant all day, but I won't be surprised if I drift off soon. I feel like I need a mug of tea for my scratchy throat, but I feel like I'd drift off and let it go cold if I made some.

[ferv-snz]

Even after having slept at least 16 hours, I woke utterly exhausted this morning. I'm completely weak and have been fighting to stay awake. My partner is very worried and has been begging me to sleep more and to take care of myself. He keeps telling me that I need rest more than anything right now and that things like a shower can wait. He wasn't having any of my fussiness especially since me sounding barely coherent wasn't helping my case. Me having a bit of a fever hasn't helped my case either. I want to just lazily game today, but my body keeps trying to pull me under. I feel like I've slept too much, but my body is trying to force me under. I don't know what's wrong with me.

[snezus-christ-risen]

When their cold is so itchy, their nose rubbed so raw, that even touching the gentlest fabric to their nostrils triggers a throbbing discomfort that turns into something between pain and a tickle. Whatever it is, it makes them sneeze themself into a state of exhaustion, eyes overflowing with tears, running nose burning hot, throat scraped as raw as the skin of their nostrils.

[ferv-snz]

My partner came across me when I was trying to nest. He asked me what the box was beside me and when I answered, "a tissue box" I could hear the smirk as he said, "for fuck's sake, babe." He'd thought he noticed the tissue but didn't realize I was using the box as a makeshift pillow. "Mby dose is so ruddy..." I said, my voice thick with congestion and hoarse from how gravelly it was with fatigue. Barely awake, I tried talking to him, but he couldn't understand me through my mumbling as I pressed my face into the couch. He lovingly doted on me and told me that I didn't have to force myself. After a while of listening to me sleepily groan, sneeze, and cough he asked me if I'd go to sleep with him. It's been a couple of hours and I'm still stubborn awake. I feel my body trying to drag me under for sleep again, though.

[hurt-care]

What do you mean you don't spend your evening reading historical accounts of hay-fever in the 1800s?

New fav fic dropped like 140 years ago...

My eyes begin to itch and stream, my nose to run and 'crow like chanticleer,' and my lungs to heave and whistle like those of a 'broken-winded horse'. I become the victim of a 'crying cold,' which I well know s to last me for a month, or more, with little or no abatement; with slight temporary remissions only... Some little imp, straight from Tarturus, plunges into the inner canthus of my eyes a white-hot needle, and tickles my nostrils; instantly they become suffused with scalding tears, which deluge my spectacles a dozen or more sneezes follow in rapid and apparently ceaseless succession... Streams of clear mucus flow from my nostrils upon my book or paper, and half-a-dozen handkerchiefs are at once called into requisition. Draughts of air are intolerable, and increase my catarrh the very waiving of a fan annoys me; such is the susceptibility of my skin that the application of a cold, wet part of a soiled handkerchief to my face irritates me.... A little itching in the nostrils, and, presto! the sneezing begins, the stream issues, and the eyes follow suit. It is needless to say that I am never without a handkerchief to my nose, and two or three in my pockets and I relay them, as postilions do their horses, spreading one out to dry while another is in use.

[empresskaze]

EXCUSE ME?

[very-freakin-effable]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT

that's so hot

[ferv-snz]

I'm definitely under the weather today. I've been freezing all morning to the point of shuddering while wearing a turtleneck and cardigan and being wrapped in a blanket. My nose is running relentlessly, making me need to constantly stop whatever I'm doing so that I can blow it. My tissue box is right beside me and there's a heap of used tissues on the opposite side. My nostrils are already getting chapped from all the blowing I've done today. I've had a fierce tickle in my nose and it's lead to many helpless, messy sneezes. I've been coughing fairly regularly, sometime toggling between a wet cough and a barking one. I'm feeling incredibly fatigued, too. The constant weather flipping has definitely made it so that my Christmas cold hasn't wanted to leave. I've only been awake for a few hours but it feels like my body is trying to pull me under for a nap.